Jokes!

so this russian goes to the market
to buy a car
makes a deal,
will be 9 years
for delivery

goes to finance

many checks,
lots of looking,
then ok.
when shall we deliver?

the buyer says.
deliver it in the afternoon.
the sell guy goes,
what he hell difference!
can it possibly make!
9 FN years from now!!

the buyer goes
plumber comes in the morning.
Might have been funny in the original Russian. :unsure:
 
so this russian goes to the market
to buy a car
makes a deal,
will be 9 years
for delivery

goes to finance

many checks,
lots of looking,
then ok.
when shall we deliver?

the buyer says.
deliver it in the afternoon.
the sell guy goes,
what he hell difference!
can it possibly make!
9 FN years from now!!

the buyer goes
plumber comes in the morning.
Sounds like trying to get someone to do some work down here.
 
Doing laundry and reading this lovalnadvertising msg and it has some jokes:

“Some people wake up feeling like a million dollars. I wake up feeling like insufficient funds.”

“Good judgement comes from experience. And experience, well that comes from poor judgement.”
 
This is a clip from the Bob and Tom Show (Indianapolis but syndicated nationally). They had different character segments that would air. This is Sid Gurney (a frail intern character) and Bart McCallister (a war vet man’s man). Funny bit 😆

 
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