A guitar guy takes his Les Paul to a shop for repair. He gets busted for dope and spends 2 years in prison. On release he finds the ticket for the guitar in his jeans. He goes to the store and says .... I left my guitar here a long time ago... I dont know whether you still have it? The guy looks at the ticket and says... oh yes mate.. it will be ready next TuesdayI didn't want to, but I ended up explaining it to her. I got charged with Involuntary Mansplaining...
Did you hear what the Italian groundhog saw? He didn't see nuthin'
If I take a cow through the vineyard, do I herd it through the grape vines??
A man meets a pretty lady on the golf course. She is on her own so they have a game for a round of drinks. She beats him and they arrange another game next week and she beats hin again. The lady invites him back to her house. They kiss and cuddle and she says... I am so sorry I am a trans man.... the bloke says.... YOU BASTARD, ALL THIS TIME YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYING OFF THE RED TEES!!