Resist We Much
I just watched a really cool documentary on LSD. I think from now on i'm going to watch documentaries this way.
It's better with race fuel 114 octane anyway.Real life is funnier than anything I can make up.
I was doing my job (packing meat on the counter) the other day and a customer walked up to me spouting the current main stream news fear mongering about how expensive Thanksgiving dinner was going to be this year. I asked him why he thought that.
His answer? "Look what's happened to the price of bacon."
So I asked if that was all he was worried about and he said, "Look across the street at how fast the price of gas is rising."
I said, "Yeah, I understand. Thanksgiving is never the same if you can't wash your bacon and stuffing down with some fresh 93 octane..."
He just looked at me with a blank stare. The sheep are so amusing.
HOLY MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT! HAHAHAHA!
Do you have a pedal car?Okay, I saw an advert for a Buy Your Car For Cash thing on FB yesterday. The company was peddle . com . .
So, of course I had to leave a comment. I said:
I would sell you my car, but you'd want to keep tabs on me, and I wouldn't want you to make me a peddle file...
I'm sure they were not as please with my comment as I was, but I hope someone got a good laugh before they deleted it!