For the Bass Players Out There...

Stealing a bass while there are a bunch of people watching you is really hard.
 
Happens all the time between 2nd base (van) and home.
Man, I loathe baseball & softball almost as much as I loathe basketball.
 
Baseball... isn't that like that game we played in primary school... Rounders... but with beer?
 
As Armistice and Witzendoz will tell you, cricket players obviously have more appeal because, instead of stealing a bass, they're more likely to bowl a maiden over.

I know which I'd rather do.
 
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