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    OK, this is right up our alley...

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    ...let's hear from the lawyers!

    http://www.ketv.com/news/14133442/detail.html

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    Devil's Advocate Department...

    Can I counter-sue the State of Nebraska for electing, Ernie Chambers as Senator?

    Cheers!

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    I'm thinking he must've watched this movie recently....

    Good movie BTW IMO........
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ghost of FM View Post
    Can I counter-sue the State of Nebraska for electing, Ernie Chambers as Senator?

    Cheers!
    Only if I can sue you for use of a frivolous and unnecessary comma!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadAudio View Post
    Only if I can sue you for use of a frivolous and unnecessary comma!

    You'll have to drag me into international court where I plan to provide expert witnesses who will testify that the coma key on my keyboard was improperly designed by Microsoft; of which I am suing them for malfeasance for 1.7 trillion dollars, OK?

    UPDATE

    Via top secret memo, sent to me by Microsoft, they are attempting to settle out of court by offering me a wireless 10 foot length of speaker cable and a lifetime supply of Rice-a-roni, The San Fransisco Treat! My lawyer has advised me to hold out for at least 20 feet of wireless speaker wire.

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ghost of FM View Post
    You'll have to drag me into international court where I plan to provide expert witnesses who will testify that the coma key on my keyboard was improperly designed by Microsoft;
    You have a 'coma' key? What does that do, open your favourite Nave posts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by legionserial View Post
    You have a 'coma' key?
    Yes! My keyboard has a coma key, a stroke key and an end key!

    Cheers!

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    It's been done. In a particularly delicious irony, Q sued God in an episode of "Touched by an Angel" Of course, God was defended successfully by a rather fetching Roma Downey

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    I like the one where Corky, from Life Goes On, gets berated because he's a retarded angel.
    (true, by the way)

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    If the judge is doing his job he should, on his own motion ("sua sponte"), sanction the plaintiff and his lawyers.

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