Isn't there an old joke about God and Satan and the punch line is something like, So the Devil says, "Heh. Where are You gonna get a lawyer?"
Yeah....
People on Earth don't realize it, but people in heaven can see into Hell and vice versa. One day, God and the Devil were talking:
God: "You know, my people see your people, with the jazz bands, the all-night partying, drinking and debauchery, and they complain about just sitting around on clouds all day."
Devil: "Yeah, and my people complain about the heat, having to work most of the time, and that your people can just sit around."
God: "I'd like to build a fence, but it's not fair for you to get the benefit without paying for anything."
Devil: "No problem - I'll pay half. Just send me the bill when its finished."
(pause ...)
God: "Hey, I built the fence over a year ago. I sent you the bill, and you still haven't paid. If you don't pay, I'll sue!"
Devil: "Oh, yeah?!? Where are you gonna find a lawyer???"