I Am Chris Harris

[dwillis45]

I'm bored with myself, so I'm changing. I've decided to become Chris Harris. He's a better singer/songwriter than me and he's younger. I can't guarantee that I'll match his wit but I'll try.

 

[Ford Van]

I can't guarantee that I'll match his wit but I'll try.

Hmmmmmmmmm...Chris Harris wit? Looks something like this right?

 

[Ford Van]

Chris is fatter too.

 

[Ford Van]

Chris is fatter too.

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[Treeline]

Ya really gotta do something about those sleepy eyelids, though.

 

[dwillis45]

Hmmmmmmmmm...Chris Harris wit?

In Jenni's place it's called wit. In the Cave, they probably use another name.

 

[dwillis45]

Ya really gotta do something about those sleepy eyelids, though.

You get those as you approach 50. Plus, I'm heavily medicated and sleepy.

 

[Treeline]

You get those as you approach 50. Plus, I'm heavily medicated and sleepy.

Tell me about it!

 

[dafduc]

I Am Chris Harris

You have a much more talented daughter?

 

[true-eurt]

Good one dwillis!!

 

[noisedude]

You have a much more talented daughter?

I have a more talented sister, that's about halfway. I think I'll take the surname rather than the first name though ......... Nik Harris has a decent ring to it. Maybe I'll go into law.

 

[notCardio]

All I can say is

go get Marshal Dillon, Festus!

And I get to keep Mrs. Harris, right?

 

[dwillis45]

go get Marshal Dillon, Festus!

Festus?

 

[60's guy]

I'm bored with myself, so I'm changing. I've decided to become Chris Harris. He's a better singer/songwriter than me and he's younger. I can't guarantee that I'll match his wit but I'll try.

Where's your six shooter and stick pony?

An entire body photo is required proof that you're a REAL cowboy.

BTW, REAL cowboy hats don't have air holes. It rains a lot out on the range.

 

[Crumbles]

Looks like something straight out of Brokeback Mountain