Fluffy Puppies vs. Snugly Kittens

[Jack Russell]

It is a very nice day here in northern VA. Birds are chirping happily, cats are meowing gleefully, and little cute puppies are slurping of their momma's milk with gusto.

I have unlimited wealth, since the ATMs give me cash-on-demand, for which I no longer work! I am as healthy as a 12 year old bean sprout to a totem pole, and I never ever get sick.

All the sunsets and sunrises are beautiful and absolutely breath-taking. There are no arguments over:

politics
sports
sex
music
fashion

and Britney Spears is always on pitch. No one ever utters a cuss word, nor bitches about odd people in a place called "The Cave." Old age and sagging boobies are a thing of the past.

But, in this perfect world/forum, I must post a poll...

[poll to come...]

 

[cusebassman]

I accidentally voted for puppies when I meant to vote for kittens. Draaagon!!!

 

[Treeline]

I think I've always wanted to like giant cockroaches.

 

[Dogman]

I voted for the Cock-A-Roaches....

 

[Jack Russell]

Go cockroaches!

They are trainable!

They don't leave dander!

 

[Jack Russell]

Some parts are edible!

 

[dwillis45]

We've been dog men in our family ever since great granddad dwillis gave up pussy after the Civil War.

 

[PhilGood]

We've been dog men in our family ever since great granddad dwillis gave up pussy after the Civil War.

Went gay after the war huh?

 

[zed32]

i have one of each, and i think i might like my dog better because he causes me much less bodily harm (and he's a pit bull). i always have cuts all over my arms and legs from the insane cat.

 

[dwillis45]

Went gay after the war huh?

Yeah but no one asked him and he didn't tell.

 

[mr niceguy]

It is a very nice day here in northern VA. Birds are chirping happily, cats are meowing gleefully, and little cute puppies are slurping of their momma's milk with gusto.

I have unlimited wealth, since the ATMs give me cash-on-demand, for which I no longer work! I am as healthy as a 12 year old bean sprout to a totem pole, and I never ever get sick.

All the sunsets and sunrises are beautiful and absolutely breath-taking. There are no arguments over:

politics
sports
sex
music
fashion

and Britney Spears is always on pitch. No one ever utters a cuss word, nor bitches about odd people in a place called "The Cave." Old age and sagging boobies are a thing of the past.

You had me fooled until you mentioned Britney Spears.