long story....

[elicantu]

i just recently moved back to mexico to renew my visa and to work out US residency..when i got here i cought up with alot of my old friends one of them is pretty rich. the point here is ..in his house (mansion) he has a 90´s dream studio..and it was designed and used by a very well known music producer...well that producer doesnt use it anymore and he said nobody has used it in 5 years. he told me i could "have" it. in other words i can use it and do whatever i want with it and stuff...his mic closet alone is over $70,000 and all the rooms are treated and soundproofed...its like a dream come true....digital mixer, tube..everything..., 3 sets of good monitors and dont get me started on all the amps and cabs and guitars that they have.... i got to examine it yesterday for about 4 hours but the thing is that its really confusing...they are running stuff that is so old to me..he has two 888 interfaces and he has them hooked up to a digital mixer that is a pain in the butt to figure out without a manual...so..i´ll probably be asking alot of stuff about that in the next couple of weeks... i´ll try to get some pics and stuff...

 

[WhiteStrat]

I'll move to Mexico and help.

 

[Daisy]

This is going to be waaaayyyy too complicated to figure out on your own. You need an expert (namely myself) to set it all up and run it for you on-premise. Whitestrat and I can be on the first flight out. We can all be roommates -- it will be like college.

I make great Enchiladas.

 

[WhiteStrat]

This is going to be waaaayyyy too complicated to figure out on your own. You need an expert (namely myself) to set it all up and run it for you on-premise. Whitestrat and I can be on the first flight out. We can all be roommates -- it will be like college.

I make great Enchiladas.

And I eat great Enchiladas. There. Done deal.

 

[NYMorningstar]

You might want to try finding the manuals with a google search.

 

[JTC111]

You might want to try finding the manuals with a google search.

Wow....way to spoil the gig for WhiteStrat and Daisy.

 

[WhiteStrat]

Wow....way to spoil the gig for WhiteStrat and Daisy.

Like...fer sure, dude! (That's okay, I Google 'em all. And deleted them. From the entire Interweb. For real.)

 

[Daisy]

Yea, um, but my Enchiladas are the best. And they're guaranteed not to give you gas or bloating.

 

[WhiteStrat]

Yea, um, but my Enchiladas are the best. And they're guaranteed not to give you gas or bloating.

I...um...oh forget it. I'm not touching your enchilada.

 

[pipelineaudio]

How far down are you? Im in AZ and would love to make a herping trip to sonora

 

[Rokket]

I'll be in San Diego in August....

 

[SouthSIDE Glen]

elicantu,

Mi primer consejo es que usted comienza las ofertas que toman de la Margarita, Strat y la Tubería; si ellos lo desean suficiente malo, ellos pagarán por ello.

Mi segundo consejo es de recordar quién fue suficiente listo para darle que primero consejo y pensativo poner el esfuerzo a tratar de traducirlo en idioma oficial de México para usted, y para recordar esos hechos cuando usted decide quién sería realmente el mejor hombre de ayudarle fuera allá.

G.

 

[Farview]

Nunca tenga inconveniente en qué southside dice. Qué usted necesita para hacer es me emplea para correr el lugar para usted. Fui un ingeniero en el 90's y probablemente sé justo cómo trabajar todo.

 

[SouthSIDE Glen]

"Ay carumba!"



G.

 

[santiu]

El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?

(bonus points for whoever gets that 90s reference)

 

[MOFO Pro]

El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?

(bonus points for whoever gets that 90s reference)

You did WHAT!!! with Carlos Santana... (or was that Joe Satriano)

Well I never...

(Come on... not even once?)

 

[drossfile]

El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?

(bonus points for whoever gets that 90s reference)

encino man.

the cheese is old and moldy. where is the bathroom?

funny, i just uttered this line a couple days ago...

 

[SouthSIDE Glen]

WOW! Both of the people that saw "Encino Man" show up on the same Internet board and thread at the same time. What are the odds?



G.

 

[pipelineaudio]

muy keezes taste like tacos!

 

[VomitHatSteve]

WOW! Both of the people that saw "Encino Man" show up on the same Internet board and thread at the same time. What are the odds?



G.

Probably about 100% Those guys are like zombies. They somehow all know to show up to swarm their victims and destroy their brains.

That story wasn't all that long, actually. I'd recommend more adjectives and non-sequiters to pad its length.