Marcia and Jan Brady Bumped Donuts

I'm in a state of shock and denial waiting for the other shoe to drop. What's next? Buffy and Jodie? Wally and the Beaver? Or perhaps the cast of Eight Is Enough in a full blown orgy orchestrated by Dick Van Patten dressed in women's lingerie.
 
That's beautiful. I'll be watching the Brady Bunch from a whole new angle from now on.
 
Mannnn was I BB fanatic!

That show s'posedly squeaky clean was a freak-show in real life.

R Reed- straight-up, flaming homonoid.

M Mcormack & "Jan"- Lesbinoids.

"Lil Bobby"-convicted priest/child molester.

"Alice the maid"-Dominatrix servicing midgets.

"Greg & Ms Brady"- Statutory rape & convicted of intent to sell 12 kilos of meth-amphet to toddlers at the Las Vegas School for the Intellectually Gifted But Socially Clueless .

"Cindy"-crackhead and Brazilian porn star.

"Bobby"-Tried salvaging career as a reality star.

"Buckwheat"-...........oh, that was the "Lil Rascals"!
 
Mannnn was I BB fanatic!

That show s'posedly squeaky clean was a freak-show in real life.

R Reed- straight-up, flaming homonoid.

M Mcormack & "Jan"- Lesbinoids.

"Lil Bobby"-convicted priest/child molester.

"Alice the maid"-Dominatrix servicing midgets.

"Greg & Ms Brady"- Statutory rape & convicted of intent to sell 12 kilos of meth-amphet to toddlers at the Las Vegas School for the Intellectually Gifted But Socially Clueless .

"Cindy"-crackhead and Brazilian porn star.

"Bobby"-Tried salvaging career as a reality star.

"Buckwheat"-...........oh, that was the "Lil Rascals"!

OK, about 30% of those are true, but the rest . . . I'm gonna need some bibliographies.
 
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