What does this (piece of shit) lyric mean?!?

What does "He danced inside her" mean?!?

  • Preoccupied with thoughts of her beloved, I suppose...

    Votes: 5 13.9%

  • A spacious body cavity and a bored proctologist?

    Votes: 1 2.8%

  • Did Barry Manilow write this crap?!?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He boinked the snot outta her!

    Votes: 21 58.3%

  • A new form of alien occupation...

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Michael Flatley as an Irish gynecologist with a GIANT speculum!!!

    Votes: 9 25.0%
  • Total voters
    36
faithmonster

faithmonster

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I was half assed listening to my car radio the other day.
The song playing had this piece of doo-doo for a line:

"He danced inside her"


Could it be...

#1 A unique form of alien occupation?
#2 A spacious body cavity and a bored proctologist?
#3 Preoccupied with thoughts of her beloved, she was...
#4 He boinked the dickens outta her!
#5 Michael Flatley as an Irish gynecologist using a GIANT
speculum?
#6 Did Barry Manilow write this?

Any takers?!?

Faithmonster :confused:
 
When you have the best, what else is there?

the Redheaded One...

Judithe'

Before she came along, I was attached to a hard dick with no conscience. And I've had my share of what the fairer sex has
to offer. But now, having found absolute perfection in woman
I maintain that


#1 Practice makes perfect (and for good sleep afterward too.)
#2 Familiarity breeds contentment.

What can I say? I'm just a monogamous type of guy...
Faithmonster
:D
 
I'd like to know what kind of dance it was.. Tango? Hussle? Funky Chicken?

If this isn't about sex.. It sounds more like she can't get him out of her mind..

Cy
 
the Lambada, perhaps?

Cyrokk,

I'd opt for the Funky Chicken. But it looks like it's gonna be the...
gasp!... Horizontal Bop!

Faithmonster
 
Good point Cyrok-


I don't think it's a bad line....

It depends upon whose point of view we're seeing from, if it's from hers, then she's thinking about him, if it's from his, then it's a euphemism.
 
I think it means he became a part of her, and she will always hold on to that and can never let that part of her go. But what do I know? I am just a silly romantic. It could mean something really gruesome going by lyrics in music these days.
 
English isn't my mother language, so I don't know the (slang?)word "boink" either. However, the rest of the words in the sentence lets me figure out the meaning :-)
anyway: the Michael-Flatley explanation seems more logical *LOL*
smirky
 
Need more context to know what the lyric really means. (maybe)

T (et al),
I think there's enough context to know what 'boinked' means:

panked
banged
f$%^ed

Get the picture??

Queue
 
Oh guys, I knew what faithmonster meant by 'boinked'. Close enough anyway. I was just being my goofy self. You will find that every once in a while i will pick on something silly just to get people going. I have always been this way and there is no hope for me.

t
:eek::D:)
 
...and it's good for you, too!

Hello Langley.

I have always maintained that the whole planetoid (Earth)
levels out after one experiences a good mutually satisfying
bout of "boinking". A friend of mine gave me that term when
she described one of her cohort's behavior as needing to
be modified by "several drinks and a good sound boinking".

Maybe Marvin Gaye was tellin' us something in his song
"Sexual Healing" As long as it's done to each other with
each other's pleasure at heart, and love as its impelling
component, a "good boinking" indeed is a sovereign and
efficacious panacea to the sheer stresses and miseries
that we experience in this which we term "life". Truly may
we find ourselves on occasion"spent, warm and naked"
wherever we may land...

Ohhhhh, and by the by... (stifled snickering in background)

If this cute little phrase "He danced inside her" potentially
can mean coitus- then by the same standards applied can we
say that Billy Idol's "Dancin' With Myself" potentially mean
(gasp!) masturbation?!?

Grinning luridly...
Faithmonster :D
 
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When I first saw the line,
"He danced inside her"
I thought of something like mind control, or possession.
It's kinda hard to figure out when it's outta context with the rest of the words.
A spiral dancer comes to my mind. hee, hee.

Boinking. That's funny. I always refer to it as rutting.
"Hey woman, wanna toss a few hard ones down and go rut for a spell?" I'm just a simple guy I guess.
I don't see any boinking in it myself. Course, if I put my glasses on,,,,,
 
I didn't think of that one...

badgas said:
When I first saw the line,
"He danced inside her"
I thought of something like mind control, or possession.
It's kinda hard to figure out when it's outta context with the rest of the words.
A spiral dancer comes to my mind. hee, hee.

Boinking. That's funny. I always refer to it as rutting.
"Hey woman, wanna toss a few hard ones down and go rut for a spell?" I'm just a simple guy I guess.
I don't see any boinking in it myself. Course, if I put my glasses on,,,,,

Click to expand...

Badgas, that was so cool.

I didn't think about the possibility of posession or mind control,
and a dancer can be mesmerizing.

The word boinking just seemed to fit when the bedsprings started squeaking one fine day and the word boink went with
it sooooo well... rutting is good too- so animalistic! And then
there is the extended "conversion to shaft drive"...

but then, that's just me.

Faithmonster
 
cars

the line pertains to the fact that he owns a very large van with a kick arse stereo in it and he was stuck on the road somwhere while very drunk and danced inside her.We all know that automobiles are females.
 
I have it from a reliable source that the guy was zapped by one of those "Incredible Voyage" devices. He was shrunk down to microscopic level and then injected into her jugular vein. As he toured her circulatory system, she happened to turn on her boom box and play some rap. He got so pumped by that (along with her heart) that he started dancing. That's what happened. And so yup, he was dancing inside her. Incredible, huh!
 
I'd never thoughta that!

Tapehead and Rocky Outcrop,

I woulda never thoughta that! I own a large van (with a mediocre
POS stereo system in it named Large Marge. Being shrunk and
injected would be cool too, but what if I wuz eaten by a (gasp)
macrophage...!

Thanks muches. This is fun!

the Faithmonster
 
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