Now I know this is an invitation to alllll kinds of banter, but I've been racking my brain for over two years (no joke) trying to find myself a nom-de-guerre (alias). Reasons abound.
For starters, my family situation is worthy of therapy, so I'd gladly ditch my last name (asap). Also, my first name is god-awful in English. Actually, it changes sexes in the translation, and that just won't do.
Add to that the traditional reasons: hoping for a private life should I ever (here it comes) make it big (yeah, yeah, keep it to yourself) and sheer "how cool is that" value (vain, but real nonetheless).
Any leads for me? I don't expect y'all to baptize me, but should anyone have a direction to point me in - i.e. resources I might not have thought of - do let me know...
Thanks. Let the taunting begin.
For starters, my family situation is worthy of therapy, so I'd gladly ditch my last name (asap). Also, my first name is god-awful in English. Actually, it changes sexes in the translation, and that just won't do.
Add to that the traditional reasons: hoping for a private life should I ever (here it comes) make it big (yeah, yeah, keep it to yourself) and sheer "how cool is that" value (vain, but real nonetheless).
Any leads for me? I don't expect y'all to baptize me, but should anyone have a direction to point me in - i.e. resources I might not have thought of - do let me know...
Thanks. Let the taunting begin.