I've got lyrics for my BLUE Microphone silly song submission, and I've got an idea for the music, but I haven't recorded it yet. I think I used all the words they supplied:
You Make My Bagpipe Blue
A succulent blonde in a disco thong
Beat up a beatnik blob, but that’s just wrong.
So I pick up my blue bagpipe and begin my song
Of Wanda, the disco blonde in a succulent thong.
Artichoke and toadstool do not a salad make,
So add chewy pork and pinto beans, so you can masticate,
Hurry up and choke it down, and meet me at your wake.
I’ll be by the spit with a spatula in a zoot suit looking fake.
chorus:
Don’t let your flapjacks go un-masticated
Make sure your poison’s polyunsaturated
You make my bagpipe blue,
Because I’m so in love with you.
Wanda, Wanda, don’t feed me this bunk,
Give me a crust, a knob, I love to dunk,
Take me back to Fresno, you disco dino-girl,
Leave me by the spit with a spatula in a zoot suit, ready to hurl.
I'd better get on it if I'm going to participate. Time's awastin'!
You Make My Bagpipe Blue
A succulent blonde in a disco thong
Beat up a beatnik blob, but that’s just wrong.
So I pick up my blue bagpipe and begin my song
Of Wanda, the disco blonde in a succulent thong.
Artichoke and toadstool do not a salad make,
So add chewy pork and pinto beans, so you can masticate,
Hurry up and choke it down, and meet me at your wake.
I’ll be by the spit with a spatula in a zoot suit looking fake.
chorus:
Don’t let your flapjacks go un-masticated
Make sure your poison’s polyunsaturated
You make my bagpipe blue,
Because I’m so in love with you.
Wanda, Wanda, don’t feed me this bunk,
Give me a crust, a knob, I love to dunk,
Take me back to Fresno, you disco dino-girl,
Leave me by the spit with a spatula in a zoot suit, ready to hurl.
I'd better get on it if I'm going to participate. Time's awastin'!