Sky Blue Lou
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lol I like that one! A bit too melodic for Tom Waits but hey - poetic license.
Massive double-take on my end!Two recently deceased gentlemen were talking in heaven.
Hi, my name is Jim, what is your name?
I'm Stuart, nice to meet you. Can I ask, how did you die?
Sure, I froze to death.
That's horrible, responded Stuart.
It wasn't so bad, after I stopped shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. How about you?
Stuart responded, I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch her the act, but instead found her in the den watching TV, alone.
So, what happened, asked Jim.
Well, I was so sure she was cheating on me, I ran all over the house checking all the closets, under the beds, in the basement, and even crawled up into the attic. I became so exhausted, that's where I had a heart attack, and died.
Wow, said Jim. Too bad you didn't look in the freezer....we'd both still be alive.