I have a blue van!

Bubba po

Bubba po

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What colour, make and model is your van? If you don't have one, what colour, make and model would you like to have?
 
I'd like an A-Team van. Those 70s buttrock vans with shag carpet, bubble windows, and Warlocks painted on the side were cool too.
 
Greg_L said:
I'd like an A-Team van. Those 70s buttrock vans with shag carpet, bubble windows, and Warlocks painted on the side were cool too.
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Are those good vans, Greg? I don't think mine's big enough to get the A-team in. Maybe the B team, or the pale, weak team members sitting on the bench with the half-time oranges.

I get a cricked neck getting changed into my second-set punk costume.
 
Greg_L said:
Good for what? Good quality? No. No american vehicle made in the 70s or 80s is good quality. Good for kidnapping or worse? Yes, they are great for that.
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Apparently, I'm not allowed to allude to kidnapping. The unofficial list grows ever longer.
 
I have no vans.

I had a 1973 Chevy van. It was Burnt Orange.
I had a 1978 Chevy van. It was Two-tone brown.
Both of those were kinda pimped up hippie vans but the second was also my race transporter when I was into FF.
I also had a Ford Windstar. It was green.

I doubt I will ever have a van again.

My Subaru wagon is blue.
 
beezelbubba said:
My van gets bad gas mileage. My van pisses me off!
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Burn it out.

My van's a 2.5L diesel (sorry, I don't know how many cubic inches that is) It does about 30 miles to a British gallon on average, which is a bit more than an American one.

It is all-wheel drive, though.

Apparently it's easily tuneable to 200 BHP. :norty:
 
Bubba po said:
Burn it out.

My van's a 2.5L diesel (sorry, I don't know how many cubic inches that is) It does about 30 miles to a British gallon on average, which is a bit more than an American one.

It is all-wheel drive, though.

Apparently it's easily tuneable to 200 BHP. :norty:
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I understood little of that. I believe my hunk of shit gets about 20 miles to the (American :D) gallon.
That's not good, is it?
 
Beeze, that's awful. My turbo nutter bastard Subaru used to get that with a heavy right foot. What are you hauling, tons of scrap iron? :D
 
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