My youngster has this burning desire to know her heritage. So, she sent off for a DNA kit.
She said she waited at the mail box every day and when the kit arrived, she snatched it out of the mailman’s hand, ripped it open, spit in it, sealed it and handed it back to him. She tells it way funnier.
Surprisingly her profile showed 42% Scandinavian.
My kid is a Viking.
Well it’s really not all that amazing because we knew our ancestors came from England. And we all know what has happened to England over the last few centuries.
So then the wife gets on the kick that she ain’t no Viking, so it must be me.
Well the kits went on sale and now we’re gonna send our spit in to see who is who.
My money is on her.
We shall see.
She said she waited at the mail box every day and when the kit arrived, she snatched it out of the mailman’s hand, ripped it open, spit in it, sealed it and handed it back to him. She tells it way funnier.
Surprisingly her profile showed 42% Scandinavian.
My kid is a Viking.
Well it’s really not all that amazing because we knew our ancestors came from England. And we all know what has happened to England over the last few centuries.
So then the wife gets on the kick that she ain’t no Viking, so it must be me.
Well the kits went on sale and now we’re gonna send our spit in to see who is who.
My money is on her.
We shall see.
