The Ghost of FM
Banned
I've never done it myself but I've heard this is considered high comedy to those who have cows in their neighborhood.
What if the cow falls on a rock and dies or badly gets injured?
Should those nasty hooligans get extradited to a county with a hanging judge if the farmer's business address is registered in that county?
Also, what if the cow had a cute name like Elsie instead of just a tag with number on it affixed to its ear via hole puncher?
Should we make a law that all cows come equipped with a fish eye wireless surveillance cameras to safeguard our moo moos from these criminals?
Lastly, is there a way I can legitimately charge these punks fifty five thousand dollars for the opportunity of performing this heinous act by providing them with a map with an X on it?
Cheers!
What if the cow falls on a rock and dies or badly gets injured?
Should those nasty hooligans get extradited to a county with a hanging judge if the farmer's business address is registered in that county?
Also, what if the cow had a cute name like Elsie instead of just a tag with number on it affixed to its ear via hole puncher?
Should we make a law that all cows come equipped with a fish eye wireless surveillance cameras to safeguard our moo moos from these criminals?
Lastly, is there a way I can legitimately charge these punks fifty five thousand dollars for the opportunity of performing this heinous act by providing them with a map with an X on it?
Cheers!