Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Track Rat]

Now if they'd only feed her into the machine. THAT would be great TV.

[Richard Monroe]

What takes so long is the blood has to drain from the turkey, or you'd be up to your ass in blood, maggots, and bacteria in no time.Yeah, being a turkey sucks, but the more you get to know them, the less you care. And as far as Palin goes, I can think of no place she belongs more than on a turkey farm where they are slated for death. If she isn't a turkey, who is?