sweetnubz wants to spin some rhymes

[sweetnubs]

s'up dawgs. sweetnubz is gonna spin some fast 'n frenzied freestylin'


gettin' wylde
in the freestyle
he's just a manchild
born to be mild

he likes to rubby his chubby
and flubby his nubby
he's natty 'n gotta fatty
he be smokin' it and chokin' it
hittin' 'n quittin' hittin' n quittin'
gettin' wicked with his chicken

he rubz 'n flubz 'n grubz some chubz
don't be muggin' his nubz
he's neat a treat and full of meat
you can't be stoppin' his popping'
and boppin' his nuggin'

what's his name sir?

da sweetnubz

what's his name sire?

thee sweetnubz

what's his name sire?

thee sweetnubz, esquire
born to be wylde.


word.

[sweetnubs]

so i'm thinkin' about furtherin' my freestylie career jo dawgs. i wanna use the word "joint" all kosher and shit but i can't be rappin' my head around it right and shit.

what's the proper way to spell it and shit:

"joint" or "joynt" you know like:

welcome to thee sweetnubz joynt?

any props for my freestylin'?

[Blue Bear Sound]

You're a great big freak...............!

[snibbel]

you're a tom green fan, are ya?

[Track Rat]

Originally posted by sweetnubs
so i'm thinkin' about furtherin' my freestylie career jo dawgs. i wanna use the word "joint" all kosher and shit but i can't be rappin' my head around it right and shit.
what's the proper way to spell it and shit:

"Shit" is the operative word here.

[ridl]

ungoodosity

[subtractor]

Sit back sweetnubs and give yo self a break
Yer shits tired dog. Such a fuckin fake.
Nobody cares bout you chokin your chicken
This aint KFC and you ain't finger licken...


Good that is... BiOTCH!

[sweetnubs]

da sweetnubz ain't being no fake and shit biotch's. thee sweetnubz is a big time rap producer homey dogs. all that you be all thick with the nubs and be tight and shit with this bro freak! that shit be tight bro's
'bout thee nubs, esq 'n his chicken and shit. this be nubz'z joint. nubz don't be needin' no hamburger helper jo homey dogs he being mackin' on a chicken helper fine fresh flat top diddly daddy dawg. props to nubz and is crew and his bitche's brew one flew over the cuckoo's nest. peace out, trouser trout.



got remedial english?

[subtractor]

Hehehe... Thanks fo da laff dooshbag!

[Abyyss]

Originally posted by subtractor
Sit back sweetnubs and give yo self a break
Yer shits tired dog. Such a fuckin fake.
Nobody cares bout you chokin your chicken
This aint KFC and you ain't finger licken...


Good that is... BiOTCH!

LOL!!

[sweetnubs]

don't be dissin' thee nubz dawgs

i be all phat and hella shit with my phat 'n freakin' platinum inlays mutha's

got 5 of my tooths pulled 'n put in gold plated dentures 'n shit. freakin' tight bros and fresh to boot. while i be smilin' like the chesire cat and shit. the platinum be spellin' NUBZ for the whole universe to see mushuggah bro-steins.
i look clean as a broke dick dog with my fly marcel hair process too and walk with a swagger that'd make your momma holla'
she'd pay me dolla' for some my sweet sweet back biotch's. i got the kindest kind i be smokin' it and watch your sorry ass spinin' hip hop from today. Thee nubz is scratchin' and free-stlyin' and gomer pylin' the hip hop of tomorrow, it be all about da chickens and shit, bro's.

[Blue Bear Sound]

You STILL here?????

I thought you were leaving............

Can I help you pack? No?? At least let me get the door for you.......

[wes480]

i actually thought the "sir/da sweetnubz" "sire/thee sweetnubz" was pretty damn genius

[SPINSTERWUN]

Originally posted by sweetnubs
don't be dissin' thee nubz dawgs

i be all phat and hella shit with my phat 'n freakin' platinum inlays mutha's

got 5 of my tooths pulled 'n put in gold plated dentures 'n shit. freakin' tight bros and fresh to boot. while i be smilin' like the chesire cat and shit. the platinum be spellin' NUBZ for the whole universe to see mushuggah bro-steins.
i look clean as a broke dick dog with my fly marcel hair process too and walk with a swagger that'd make your momma holla'
she'd pay me dolla' for some my sweet sweet back biotch's. i got the kindest kind i be smokin' it and watch your sorry ass spinin' hip hop from today. Thee nubz is scratchin' and free-stlyin' and gomer pylin' the hip hop of tomorrow, it be all about da chickens and shit, bro's.

LOL!!!

OOOOOHHHHH SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

I have not laughed this hard in a looooooooong time.

:

[L'espion Noir]

watup spin

[SPINSTERWUN]

Waaat' uuuuup, Black Spy.