Free Trial Mixes

[HotRats]

Hi all,
I'm here offering free trial mixes of your music, in case you need it.

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I'm not sure if this thread will be considerd as spam. If yes, I apologise in advance with the administrators.

a.r.

[Chili]

Sorry, but it is spam. You are advertising a trial mix, but expect future business from it. You're still advertising to make a commercial gain.

However, stick around the forums and share you experiences, listen to tunes in the MP3 clinic and give feedback on the mixes there.

Welcome to the site.

[Myriad_Rocker]

I'm offering free trials of pre-chewed gum.

[thajeremy]

Originally Posted by Myriad_Rocker

I'm offering free trials of pre-chewed gum.

how much do you plan to charge once the trial period is over, and will the pre-chewing be done by you or will you out-source it from a Chinese company?

[themaddog]

I'd like to give you a shot to mix a song.

Let me know how/where to send the files.

-MD

[HotRats]

Ok, sorry for the spam. Ruels are ruels.

[omtayslick]

I already have mixes of my music that are a trial.

Ruels, ruels?! We don't have no stinking ruels!

[Myriad_Rocker]

Originally Posted by thajeremy

how much do you plan to charge once the trial period is over, and will the pre-chewing be done by you or will you out-source it from a Chinese company?

This is all proprietary information. I cannot reveal it. However, I can devulge that for only 3 payments of 19.99 USD, you can have your very own pre-chewed stick of gun.

*brand is subject to what I have available

[Carny1122]

Originally Posted by Myriad_Rocker

This is all proprietary information. I cannot reveal it. However, I can devulge that for only 3 payments of 19.99 USD, you can have your very own pre-chewed stick of gun.

*brand is subject to what I have available

I'll take four!!! I prefer Juicy Fruit, but I can settle for as low as that Zebra tongue tattoo gum. None of that Korean Plum flavored crap, though!

[Chili]

Don't pre-chew too much. I want some of that whitening stuff left for my teeth. Maybe just enough for, say... gray teeth. That should work.

[omtayslick]

But will it be "warm"? eeewwww!

[Myriad_Rocker]

Originally Posted by Carny1122

I'll take four!!! I prefer Juicy Fruit, but I can settle for as low as that Zebra tongue tattoo gum. None of that Korean Plum flavored crap, though!

This just in!!!! Juicy Fruit AND Trident. They are stuck together because they were chewed at the same time! SOME flavor still left!!!! WOW!!! What a deal!!!!

Originally Posted by Chili

Don't pre-chew too much. I want some of that whitening stuff left for my teeth. Maybe just enough for, say... gray teeth. That should work.

We siphon the whitening stuff out. You can buy it from us as an extract. Act now before it's gone!

Originally Posted by omtayslick

But will it be "warm"? eeewwww!

We only ship in insulated packaging (used gum wrappers) to ensure the best freshyness.

[Fishmed]

Originally Posted by Myriad_Rocker

I'm offering free trials of pre-chewed gum.

This is a total infringement on the “A.B.C.” gum company!

[ocnor]

Originally Posted by HotRats

Hi all,
I'm here offering free trial mixes of your music, in case you need it.

I have this song "Don't It Make Your Browneye Blue" which composed completely of farts. My mix really stinks so maybe you could take a crack at it. When I EQ the beer and cabbage farts to give them more bottom end they seem to overpower the popcorn and broccoli farts. I'm also having trouble finding the right reverb for the sharts. They always end up sounding too wet. I had better stop now before this post gets too long winded.

[Chili]

Originally Posted by Fishmed

This is a total infringement on the “A.B.C.” gum company!

Already Been Chewed. What do I win??

[Fishmed]

Originally Posted by Chili

Already Been Chewed. What do I win??

In this case, the winner is a looser!