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I'm thinking about....
going to church this weekend....i think I'm gonna walk down the aisle with my dick hanging out...
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The hardest part of being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk, and who is just plain stupid. |
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You'll get lots of people praying for you
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...Rodder/che.jpg Do you see the flags of freedom, what color are they now? Do you think that you believe in yours more than they do in theirs somehow? - Neil Young |
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you're going to Hell....!
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ahh, a Catholic I see....
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(spot the coma) |
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sort of, but with FIRE underneath
!A guy died and went to hell. When he got there the devil started showing him around. He was quite surprised to see loads of people just partying around and having a good time. Alcohol flowed freely, the famous porn stars were all doing their thing, Jimi and Jim morrison were jamming all day,,,,He said to the devil, he never thought Hell would be so great. Then they passed by a room with a big brown door and he heard these terrifying excruciating cries of pain and the smell of flames. Looking shocked he asked the devil: "what the hell's (pun intended) going on in there???" Said the devil:"oh, don't worry about that....that's just the Catholics - they seem to like it that way!!!" Yes, I was baptised a Catholic...... ![]() |
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Um, exactly what is the devil polishing?
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The chrome plated parts of that Lazy Boy Recliner.
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I'm proud to say that I'm a "recovered Catholic." I don't get into discussing religion too much because I have a knack for offending people, but I'll just say that I discovered that Catholicism revolves around guilt.
Wanna know what I believe? Be your own god, believe in yourself. |
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I guess I'd consider myself Agnostic. I believe there is probably a higher power, but I don't believe it's a guy with a long, gray beard and a golden staff.
FWIW, if there really is a Satan and a God, and there was to be a holy war, I already know which side I'll be fighting for. I could post a huge "conspiracy theory" post, but not only would it take up too much time, but I really don't think it would bode well with the religious sorts. |
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the name-plate with your name on it on the back of that chair...!
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