Don't Defecate in Shrubs

[antichef]

My neighbor a couple blocks down is clearly having some issues with the locals - this is one of many signs they've erected around the perimeter of their corner lot. I drive past this a couple of times a day, and so I'm working on a song that I can play blasting out the windows of my automobile while I'm doing it.

So far, I have two options - since we're in the hometown of DJ Screw, the pitch shifted vocals are a must. Beyond that, I'm currently torn between these two styles, neither of which I have any experience with. Any input with regard to selection of which of these options to run with would be appreciated (mixing/production comments would be welcome, as well, although these are basically mock-ups at this point).

option 1 (11 month old daughter grabbed the mic, as well): http://recursor.net/ddf/ddf-option1.mp3

option 2: http://recursor.net/ddf/ddf-option2.mp3

[Erockrazor]

Im really digging option two.

If put in the scenario, I would rather defecate in the shrubs to option two.

DEFA DEFA ,DEFA CATE CATE

[Rokket]

Is someone dumb enough to shit in the shrubs smart enough to know what the word 'defecate' means?

[antichef]

Originally Posted by Rokket

Is someone dumb enough to shit in the shrubs smart enough to know what the word 'defecate' means?

Good point.

Here's some local news coverage of the yard.

Maybe he should put up pictograph signs, with the circle and line through it?

- oops, left out the shrubs.

There are always a few people at the bus stop - I can't wait to drive by real slow with my song - I guess probably need to get a subwoofer in my car to make it work right.

[rayc]

Either or but #2 has a certain "ring" to it.
There's a cool song from TISM called Defecate on My Face http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...=tism+defecate - it's about Adolf's relationship with Eva with lines like

Come home tired, what a day I've had;
News ain't good from Stalingrad -
I been busy protecting the German race,
So come on baby, defecate on my face.

Chorus:
C'mon baby, send it on down;
Bend over Braunn and give me your brown.
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact,
So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract.

Get to the bunker, looks like a sty;
Turn on the T.V. and it's all one Big Lie -
Here Eva, have these prunes to chew:
We have ways of making you poo.

Here come the Russians! It's near the end!
Proud to say that my girl never used an "S-bend".
What's that Eva? Your bowel's on strike?
Then it's all over for my Third Reich

All to a nice dancey 80's electro beat.