Can You Hear The Drums, Fernando?

[apl]

Just wondering.

[Gorty]

I can't hear the drums, but there was definitely something in the air that night, the stars were bright.

[dwillis45]

OK, boys, take you gay ABBA thread to the cave where it belongs.

[RAMI]

Jose can you see? By the dawn's early light?

[Greg_L]

I can hear the drums. There's some overhead phasing going on.

[ido1957]

Misunderstood Lyrics
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Beach Boys "Fun Fun Fun" / "We'll have fun fun fun till her daddy takes the tuba away" (thanks to Ben Deahl / Jacqueline Ogburn)

Merrilee Rush "Angel in the Morning" / "Just cash my check before you leave me" (thanks to Darrell)

Bon Jovi "You Give Love A Bad Name" / "You Give Love a Brand Name" (thanks to Jim Johnson)

ELO "Evil Woman" / "Midevil Woman" (thanks to Matt Olbert)

Johnny Cash "I Walk The Line" / "I bought the wine" (thanks to Mike Graham)

Alanis Morrissette "You Oughta Know" / "Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me"

Huey Lewis & The News "Heart of Rock 'N Roll" / "The Heart of Rock 'N Roll is Topeka" (thanks to John Reves)

Elton John "Tiny Dancer" / "Hold me close - I'm tryin' to dance here" (thanks to Melissa and Peter Klauser)

B-52's "Roam" / "Roam, Nipsey Russell. Roam around the world" (thanks to Melissa and Peter Klauser)

Foreigner "Urgent" / "Virgin" (thanks to Melissa and Peter Klauser)

Belinda Carlisle "I Get Weak" / "I Can't Wink"

Madness "Our House" / "Outhouse"

Rolling Stones "Beast of Burden" / "My Pizza's Burning" (thanks to Carlissa Clements)

Police "Message in a Bottle" / "A Year has passed since I broke my nose" (thanks to Alex Sinton)

Abba "Chiquitita" / "Take your teeth out, tell me what's wrong" (thanks to Phil Klein)

Paul McCartney "Band on the Run" / "Stand on the rug"

K D Lang "Constant Craving" / "God Save Gravy"

Til Tuesday "Voices Carry" / "Bush Is Scary"

Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the Heart" / "Totally, Clips of the Heart"

Kenny Rogers "Lucille" / "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. 400 Children and a crop in the fields"

Ray Parker Jr. "Ghostbusters" / "Who ya gonna call? Those Bastards!"

John Mellencamp "Authority Song" / "I frighten Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins"

Bobby Fuller Four "I Fought The Law" / "Grape skins rot in the hot sun"

Steve Miller Band "Jet Airliner" / "Ego Jan and the Rhino"

Sir Douglas Quintet "She's About A Mover" / "She's a Bottom Mover"

Michael Jackson "Smooth Criminal" / "Eddie, get your house key"

Starship "We Built This City" / "We built this city on the wrong damn road"

Billy Joel "You May Be Right" / "You make the rice, I'll make the gravy"

Knack "My Sharona" / "Mice Aroma"

U2 "Electrical Storm" / "Electric Mustard"

Steely Dan "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" / "We can all lose that number"

Jimmy Buffett "Margaritaville" / "Stepped on a Pop-Tart"

Creedence Clearwater Revival "Lodi" / "Oh no, suckin' an old eye again"

Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" / "We got the Flintstone Microwave Ovens"

Deep Purple "Smoke on the Water" / "Slow talkin' Walter, the fire engine guy"

Beatles "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" / "The girl with colitis goes by"

Police "Spirits in the Material World" / "We are upstairs in the material room"

Beatles "Paperback Writer" / "Pay for that Chrysler"

Elvis Presley "Suspicious Minds" / "We're calling a trout"

Police "Message In A Bottle" / "I'll send an SOS to a squirrel"

Police "Spirits in the Material World" / "Aspirins into my cereal bowl"

Ramones "I Wanna Be Sedated" / "I want a piece of date bread"

Ohio Players "Love Rollercoaster" / "Call the Coast Guard"

Monkees "Daydream Believer" / "Cheer obscene bikinis"

Led Zeppelin "All My Love" / "Olive, my love"

Elvis Presley "Return to Sender" / "Big Bird descender"

Elton John "Tiny Dancer" / "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

Beatles "Lady Madonna" / "Knee deep in donuts"

Madonna "La Isla Bonita" / "Last night I dreamt of lumbago"

Paul Young "Everytime You Go Away" / "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"

Steppenwolf "Born to be Wild" / "I like smoking ice cream"

Maria Muldaur "Midnight At the Oasis" / "Midnight after you're wasted"

Beach Boys "California Girls" / "I dig a french bikini on a wild albatross"

Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" / "There's a bathroom on the right"

Wham! "Careless Whisper" / "Gimped-up feet ain't got no rhythm"

Bachman Turner Overdrive "Takin' Care of Business" / "Baking carrot biscuits"

Temptations "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" / "And when he died, all he left us was a lawn"

Ace of Base "All That She Wants" / "All that she wants is another bagel"

Santana "Oye Como Va" / "I live on your block"

Aerosmith "Dude Looks Like a Lady" / "Do the lucky lady"

Merrilee Rush "Angel of the Morning" / "Just cross my feet before you leave me"

Merrilee Rush "Angel of the Morning" / "Just smash my jeep before you leave me"

Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight" / "Pineapples in Flight"

MC Hammer "Can't Touch This" / "King Tut Says"

Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze" / "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

Van McCoy "The Hustle" / "Use the hacksaw!"

Bee Gees "More Than A Woman" / "Bald-headed woman"

Kim Carnes "Bette Davis Eyes" / "She's got 30 days to die"

Bob Seger "Night Moves" / "Working on a knife wound"

J Geils Band "Freeze Frame" / "Flea Spray"

Who "Pinball Wizard" / "A pinball wizard's got suction cups for wrists"

John Travolta "You're the One That I Want" / "I got shoes, they're made of plywood"

Beach Boys "Good Vibrations" / "Good, good, good, goodbye raisins"

Mike Reno and Ann Wilson "Almost Paradise" / "All those Parrot Eyes"

Culture Club "Karma Chameleon" / "Become a comedian"

Til Tuesday "Voices Carry" / "This is Larry"

Bruce Springsteen "Hungry Heart" / "Everybody's got a hungry horse"

[Gorty]

Originally Posted by dwillis45

OK, boys, take you gay ABBA thread to the cave where it belongs.

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