OK, this is right up our alley...

[Dragon]

...let's hear from the lawyers!

http://www.ketv.com/news/14133442/detail.html

[The Ghost of FM]

Can I counter-sue the State of Nebraska for electing, Ernie Chambers as Senator?

Cheers!

[MadAudio]

I'm thinking he must've watched this movie recently....

Good movie BTW IMO........

[MadAudio]

Originally Posted by The Ghost of FM

Can I counter-sue the State of Nebraska for electing, Ernie Chambers as Senator?

Cheers!

Only if I can sue you for use of a frivolous and unnecessary comma!

[The Ghost of FM]

Originally Posted by MadAudio

Only if I can sue you for use of a frivolous and unnecessary comma!

You'll have to drag me into international court where I plan to provide expert witnesses who will testify that the coma key on my keyboard was improperly designed by Microsoft; of which I am suing them for malfeasance for 1.7 trillion dollars, OK?

UPDATE

Via top secret memo, sent to me by Microsoft, they are attempting to settle out of court by offering me a wireless 10 foot length of speaker cable and a lifetime supply of Rice-a-roni, The San Fransisco Treat! My lawyer has advised me to hold out for at least 20 feet of wireless speaker wire.

Cheers!

[legionserial]

Originally Posted by The Ghost of FM

You'll have to drag me into international court where I plan to provide expert witnesses who will testify that the coma key on my keyboard was improperly designed by Microsoft;

You have a 'coma' key? What does that do, open your favourite Nave posts?

[The Ghost of FM]

Originally Posted by legionserial

You have a 'coma' key?

Yes! My keyboard has a coma key, a stroke key and an end key!

Cheers!

[mshilarious]

It's been done. In a particularly delicious irony, Q sued God in an episode of "Touched by an Angel" Of course, God was defended successfully by a rather fetching Roma Downey

[swatsds]

I like the one where Corky, from Life Goes On, gets berated because he's a retarded angel.
(true, by the way)

[LI_Slim]

If the judge is doing his job he should, on his own motion ("sua sponte"), sanction the plaintiff and his lawyers.

[apl]

Isn't there an old joke about God and Satan and the punch line is something like, So the Devil says, "Heh. Where are You gonna get a lawyer?"

[32-20-Blues]

Originally Posted by apl

Isn't there an old joke about God and Satan and the punch line is something like, So the Devil says, "Heh. Where are You gonna get a lawyer?"

Yeah....

People on Earth don't realize it, but people in heaven can see into Hell and vice versa. One day, God and the Devil were talking:

God: "You know, my people see your people, with the jazz bands, the all-night partying, drinking and debauchery, and they complain about just sitting around on clouds all day."

Devil: "Yeah, and my people complain about the heat, having to work most of the time, and that your people can just sit around."

God: "I'd like to build a fence, but it's not fair for you to get the benefit without paying for anything."

Devil: "No problem - I'll pay half. Just send me the bill when its finished."

(pause ...)

God: "Hey, I built the fence over a year ago. I sent you the bill, and you still haven't paid. If you don't pay, I'll sue!"

Devil: "Oh, yeah?!? Where are you gonna find a lawyer???"