Cats

timthetortoise · #1 08-10-2007

They're assholes

SillyBee · #2 08-10-2007

Awwwwwwwww

Mrs Dogman · #3 08-10-2007

so what did this fine feline do to your keyboard?

leave a surprise?
delete file(s)?
use your credit card to view kitty porn?

of course cats are assholes.
it is what they take pride in being.

timthetortoise · #4 08-10-2007

Decided to jump onto my desk and lay on my keyboard's numpad and mouse cable so I couldn't really do anything with it. When I asked him politely to move he just started to go to sleep. When I yelled "GET OFF MY DESK YOU SHITHEAD" he looked at me, wagged his tail, and went back to sleep.

Mrs Dogman · #5 08-10-2007

you are lucky! No spilling of your own blood.
Our cats see to it that we donate blood to the cat-imposed-human-blood- donation society for infractions such as yours!

just smile politely at the asshole and let your cat continue to believe you are here to serve its whims.

man, after all, is not the only species that believes it is somehow superior to all others.

SillyBee · #6 08-10-2007

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Originally Posted by Mrs Dogman

you are lucky! No spilling of your own blood.
Our cats see to it that we donate blood to the cat-imposed-human-blood- donation society for infractions such as yours!

just smile politely at the asshole and let your cat continue to believe you are here to serve its whims.

man, after all, is not the only species that believes it is somehow superior to all others.

2 days ago one of my cats lunged towards one of her kittens in play.

I never saw anything move so fast in 46 years. I didn't feel superior. Thats why I think keeping cats in the house is evil as birds in cages or fish in tanks.

I think they feel a joy soaring through their instincts thats we will never know.

the cool one · #7 08-10-2007

Ya, mine are assholes.

Catassholes!

Hmmm, maybe that should be cassholes...? Cat-holes...?

lbanks · #8 08-10-2007

Cats=assholes
Lovable, dangerous assholes

paintbrush · #9 08-10-2007

I got a couple of great orange male tabbies. One of them likes to lay on my keyboard. I ask nicely once, then just pick him up and throw him to the floor. He gets the idea then! LOL

Gorty · #10 08-10-2007

Here's a pic of some gay guy laying in bed wrapped up in pink sheets cuddling Puss Puss.

Kramer · #11 08-10-2007

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Originally Posted by paintbrush

I got a couple of great orange male tabbies. One of them likes to lay on my keyboard. I ask nicely once, then just pick him up and throw him to the floor. He gets the idea then! LOL

Orange male tabbies?
OMG! Could you be anymore of a flaming homo than that?!

ez_willis · #12 08-10-2007

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Originally Posted by Kramer

Orange male tabbies?
OMG! Could you be anymore of a flaming homo than that?!

I can think of a couple of ways, like sucking a dick or taking one up your ass.

In fact, I don't see the connection between orange tabbie cats and homosexuality.

ez_willis · #13 08-10-2007

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Originally Posted by ez_willis

I can think of a couple of ways, like sucking a dick or taking one up your ass.

In fact, I don't see the connection between orange tabbie cats and homosexuality.

Nevermind. It's a Kramer/Ford Van thing.

Gorty · #14 08-10-2007

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Originally Posted by ez_willis

In fact, I don't see the connection between orange tabbie cats and homosexuality.

Unless Kramer is an orange tabbie cat!

Kramer · #15 08-10-2007

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Originally Posted by paintbrush

I got a couple of great orange male tabbies.

Yeah I know.
http://homerecording.com/bbs/showpos...64&postcount=1

legionserial · #16 08-11-2007

I usually pick my cat up and move him when he does shit like that. If he cmes back again, then I call him an asshole.

Hey what game is that on the screen. I recognise it.

Gorty · #17 08-11-2007

Puss Puss will just walk back and forth right in front of my face until I have to pick her up and put her on the floor! She's getting old now so I have to be gentle!

timthetortoise · #18 08-11-2007

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Originally Posted by legionserial

I usually pick my cat up and move him when he does shit like that. If he cmes back again, then I call him an asshole.

Hey what game is that on the screen. I recognise it.

It's FlyFF.

Dragon · #19 08-18-2007

You have to train them to use the monitor rather than the keyboard:

Dogman · #20 08-18-2007

Metolius.....

ez_willis · #21 08-18-2007

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Originally Posted by Dragon

You have to train them to use the monitor rather than the keyboard

Please tell me that isn't the epicenter of the HR Empire.

lbanks · #22 08-18-2007

drstawl · #23 08-18-2007

Very Cool Forum Dragon.

Vacuum all the cat conversation in here and get an automatic bonus of less feline forum intrusion.

You are learning how cats think!

Their algorithm demands less cranial output but gets results.

I was so happy to see my pair of cordless meowlers well cared-for in my absence. They must have been spoiled rotten since they've expanded notably.