Best place to get a mail order bride?

[chessrock]

Does anyone know the best place for me to get a mail order bride via the internet?

Also wanted to get a hold of some cheap pharmaceuticals ... viagra, etc.

Oh yea, and what's the best mic for rap vocals under $100?

Thanks in advance.

[scrubs]

Originally Posted by chessrock

Does anyone know the best place for me to get a male order bride via the internet?

check with myhatbroke.

[nuemes]

Germany. Not Russia. European women are hot hot hot. Yeaow!

So you're asking what the best mail order bride for rap vocals is under $100?

[SouthSIDE Glen]

Originally Posted by chessrock

Does anyone know the best place for me to get a mail order bride via the internet?

Your sister.

Originally Posted by chessrock

Also wanted to get a hold of some cheap pharmaceuticals

Your sister.

Originally Posted by chessrock

Oh yea, and what's the best mic for rap vocals under $100?

I don't know anything that cheap...except your sister.

Originally Posted by chessrock

Thanks in advance.

What your sister says when she is paid beforehand.

G.

[ez_willis]

The answer is the Recording Techniques Forum.

[Massive Master]

I thought it was the Cubase forum...

[scrubs]

Originally Posted by Massive Master

I thought it was the Cubase forum...

No, that's the best place to find a Vietnamese prostitute, soldier boy.

[Ethan Winer]

Originally Posted by scrubs

No, that's the best place to find a Vietnamese prostitute, soldier boy.

Stop it you guys, you're killing me!

[foreverain4]

best place to get a mail order bride? i would have to say...uuuhhh, the mail....

[Massive Master]

suckee-suckee-five-dollah (.com)

[Gerald]

Are you really 39?

[travelin travis]

Originally Posted by chessrock

Does anyone know the best place for me to get a mail order bride via the internet?

phillipines or vietnam. you might even make a decent chunk of money out of the deal.

Originally Posted by chessrock

Also wanted to get a hold of some cheap pharmaceuticals ... viagra, etc.

canada or the good doctor (the good doctor is in every city. ask around)

Originally Posted by chessrock

Oh yea, and what's the best mic for rap vocals under $100?

doesn't matter as long as it has an off switch.

btw, is your sister cute? i might have to cock block glen.

[SouthSIDE Glen]

Originally Posted by TravisinFlorida

btw, is your sister cute? i might have to cock block glen.

Judge for yourself, her picture is in Chess' sig. The years of meth have not been kind...

G.

[travelin travis]

Originally Posted by SouthSIDE Glen

Judge for yourself, her picture is in Chess' sig. The years of meth have not been kind...

G.

she's all yours.

[true-eurt]

Why...are you going to forward her to Ford Van ?

[noisewreck]

Originally Posted by SouthSIDE Glen

Your sister.

I didn't know he was from Kazakhstan

[masteringhouse]

If someone orders a mail order bride from overseas, wouldn't she be dead by the time they open their mailbox? Maybe there are some deals on slightly used ones at necrophilia-bay.com. Or are you talking about the inflatable variety?