Ranking

[mojka]

Of course being a "newbie" I am entitled to ask stupid questions. My question to the forum is: How does the ranking system work. You start as a "newbie" and then is it junior member or toddler or what? And what is the difference between "Force of Nature" and "Recording Expert"? Is this based on a timeline or number of posts? Just curious. Thanks in advance.

[c7sus]

After "Newbie" you will attain the rank of "Pussywillow". Should you choose to follow the path of FT you will then proceed to the rank of "Pain-in-th-ass."

[mojka]

Sorry there. Just curious as to how this works. Do your Mom and Dad know your on the internet right now?

[c7sus]

Ok. Like 50 posts and then junior. Maybe 150 posts to senior. 500 posts is force of nature. I think expert is in there somewhere. 1000 posts and some other rank. 2000 is gold card status. I think one guy made it to 5000 but had to be locked up where he wasn't a threat to himself or society.

Does any of this really matter?

Just by registering you have just as much mojo as anyone else here does. Unless Dragon is giving away those washoff tatoos with the HR logo or something now.

Does having more posts mean you have more recording experience? Does it make you run faster or jump higher? Or does it just mean you may have spewed more gibberish than some other guy?

You decide.

[c7sus]

The "Pussywillow" rank came from the Simpsons episode where Bart joined the scout den led by Ned Flanders. Remember? So he could get the cool knife? And then he has to read a book called "The 10 Do's and 500 Dont's of Knives".

"Don't do what Donny Don't does".

FT is a pain in the ass.

[bvaleria]

Originally posted by mojka
Sorry there. Just curious as to how this works. Do your Mom and Dad know your on the internet right now?

HEADLINE: NEWBIE BATTLES FORCE OF NATURE, GETS RAINED ON
...News at 11:00pm

[Wide Awake]

By the time someone reaches Force of Nature they will have done so much typing that they get carple tunnel syndrome and they will never play their instruments again. They will curse the day they ever found this evil site.

[c7sus]

Uh..... that's NOT rain!

It's Riley cumming!

[riley357]

You are sooo nasty! I will get you back! I will

[Vurt]

Originally posted by mojka
Sorry there. Just curious as to how this works. Do your Mom and Dad know your on the internet right now?

Very good, Mojka. I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today and needed a good laugh.

Post count doesn't mean shit. It's just a way to make windbags feel like they've got some odd leverage over those with less posts. Believe it or not, a lot of people recognize and even post by this absurdity.

Adam

[bvaleria]

Originally posted by Vurt
Post count doesn't mean shit. It's just a way to make windbags feel like they've got some odd leverage over those with less posts. Believe it or not, a lot of people recognize and even post by this absurdity.
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Yeah... like me for example!

Bruce

[Vurt]

No Bruce-not like you!



...Well, maybe like me

[DavidK]

C7sus,
I caught the "pussy willow" reference right away,
very funny. It was when Bart got high on sugar
and the next day he awoke, hung over, wearing
a Junior Camper uniform. Loved that, can relate.
I always end up with the "Mystery Bruises"
after Partying. David

[Helmut]

GRRR, MIAAOOWWWW!! GRRR, MIAAOOWWWW!! GRRR, MIAAOOWWWW!!

There, another post for me, another step closer to being GOD, HAR HAR HAR!!!

(Alot of bickering is going on lately in Homerecording.com, I always thought we were all one big happy bunch, void of predudesses, except of course towards technobunnies and boy bands, tee hee)