penetrating the moist veil of Newbiehood

[rats]

Bidding desperate fare-thee-wells to all thing fresh and clean, pure and innocent: fly free like the moth from the cocoon, dusty and hungry for textiles.
It can't be said that I didn't try for something better. My cries of sonic anarchy can still be heard reverberating in these echoey halls and some chat rooms, but that silence that ensued must be broken. In search of a higher level of static and hiss I must move onward in hopes of a better understanding of the dynamics of anti-production.

To the faithful Newbies:
Before the dog food cans are punctured and the guitar-string crossbows are taken up by the tube amp cupids, I will offer you this small metaphorical plaguerised sentiment; Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.
Even though I may be assimilated into the rank and files of this community, don't be discouraged from accomplishing the potato rocket launcher settlement.

And know this: I am only 1450 posts away from eternal Newbiehood.

[Hard2Hear]

c'mon ed. he's funny
A new humor to add in the mix here. "Bite me" replies get old after a while.
heh heh heh...
H2H

(wondering what rats will be cooking up for the junior members......)

[rats]

Sonusman: up yours toughguy. Seems the only thing you're any good at is being an a hole. That stuff is catchy, now you've got old rats being an a hole. I wouldn't even be suprised if this response I am writing to your original response p.o.'s someone else and brings out the a hole in them, and so on. It's terrible, terrible, the repercussions of aholedom. Why don't you please refrain from reading my posts if you can't contol yourself a hole.

[rats]

Jus kiddin!!! Hope y'all get old rats sick humor by now!!!!
I love you Sonus!

[JC Lives]

Hey rats, your writting is quite creative. Do you use that much focus when you are writting your songs (if in fact you write songs). If you don't, you should highly consider it.

Peace
Joe

[Emeric]

"Me and Bobby McGee" - Janis Joplin

[c7sus]

Uh.... actually, Kris Kristofferson WROTE that lyric.

[c7sus]

BTW, just as a point of information....

RATS ain't a good handle. Anywhere... as far as I am concerned. In my biz it's slang for wormy cocksuckers and shitty non-union contractors that make their living cheating employees and customers alike. Helluva a tag to hang on yourself.

The prior thread wasn't humorous at all. And neither is this one. Somehow, you stumbled into the best resource of this kind on the planet. And then immediately proceeded to dis it. Are you here to learn and share or just jackoff? Though I have yet to meet any of the folks here they have provided me with an endless supply of tips, tricks, sage advice, how-to's, and what-not-to-do's; and thrown in some decent entertainment along with all that.

So show some respect, try being a bit humble. You may even pick up some badly needed people skills along the way. If that's too much to ask, consider yourself invited to piss off. I'm sure FT would welcome you into his little band of merrymen and together you can cook up schemes to pimp your music and yourselves.

Later, RAT...