FS: Speakers

[COOLCAT]

I have some $99 used speakers I'd like to sell for $3,000 or so.

Wanting to upgrade and don't have any money.

You'll have to pay shipping too.

[COOLCAT]

I forgot to mention their blown too.
No fuzz pedals needed!

[thajeremy]

are you the original owner? you said "$99 used"....does that mean that you purchased them used for $99 or they were $99 new, but now they are used? dude....if you want $3000 for them...you need to be more specific. Personally...I hope they were purchased used for $99 because anyone who would buy new $99 used speakers is just plain dumb.

[timboZ]

What will it cost to ship them to jamfest.

[thajeremy]

what is this jamfest you speak of??? I have heard of this....

[COOLCAT]

Originally Posted by thajeremy

are you the original owner? you said "$99 used"....does that mean that you purchased them used for $99 or they were $99 new, but now they are used? dude....if you want $3000 for them...you need to be more specific. Personally...I hope they were purchased used for $99 because anyone who would buy new $99 used speakers is just plain dumb.

I got them from a dumpster over by McDonalds.

[thajeremy]

so in fact...you dont know for sure that they were used? you just know that they weren't new...this is starting to sound more and more like a scam. Just who are you trying to fool buddy? Anyone interrested in these $3000 used, $99 new-used speakers form the dumpster...please be warned....I havent checked yet...but are you on the good guys list mister???

[SRR]

I'll take them!

[SRR]

Wait that was a rush to judgement, I don't want them.

[COOLCAT]

Originally Posted by SRR

I'll take them!

good deal...their yours! SOLD!!!

[COOLCAT]

Originally Posted by SRR

Wait that was a rush to judgement, I don't want them.

I deleted that last post of NO REFUNDS...
beings you hadn't sent the check yet.

Let me know if you change your mind again.

No problem, I kind of gave you your refund
before you even sent the money!

Make sure you post me on the good guys list, thanx.

I see you live in Bipolar Heaven? hmm

[pmradio]

Man, too bad I just depleted my paypal or I'd be on these like a tick on a hound dog. Of course, the dog might sound better than these, but at least you don't have the feed the speakers anything except a little hum. You might just check for original markings. These may be some of those hi-falutin $150 speakers, so you might just get $4,000 for 'em. Maybe Ronald McD and the Fry Guys had a jam band going. I smell a bargain; well, I smell something anyway...left over fries, the dog?

[COOLCAT]

funny you should say that about them being possibly high flutin' speaker brand names.

I just received a private message from someone with a fake internet name.

the PM said "these speakers could very likely be a highly sought after
collector item speaker used by PETE TOWNSEND of the WHO".

I'm not insinuating these are PETE TOWNSEND's old blown out torn cone speakers. Its just very,very, very possible they could be, is all I can say.

By looking at them, its very likely they were poked with a guitar headstock as the cones all torn up. (a signature trademark of Townsend in the early days.)

[pmradio]

Didn't realize Pete was such a "pokey" guy.

[COOLCAT]

ok...no takers except SRR kind of..

I'll throw in this album in the deal too. Its vintage 70's Air Supply I think, I've never listened to it.

[travelin travis]

Originally Posted by COOLCAT

ok...no takers except SRR kind of..

I'll throw in this album in the deal too. Its vintage 70's Air Supply I think, I've never listened to it.

sorry. that's not gay enough for me.

[edyer]

I'll trade you for my prototype SM59 microphone. It's a dynamic condensor with ribbon element and boasts a cardioomni shotgun pattern.
What say you?

[COOLCAT]

maybe...you'd have to promise to take the album.

[fraserhutch]

Will you take $2950 and a rap mic for them?

[ermghoti]

How about a trade? I have an entire roll of used toilet paper. It was a lot of work, but I'm willing to let it go. It can be used for dampening drum heads (in more ways than one) as ear plugs, or potpourri. It has a thousand and one uses, and I almost can't believe I'm willing to let it go.

Alternatively, can you take a third-part post-dated cashier's check from an imaginary Nigerian bank? I will have my client (a long lost Czar of Luxemburg) make it out for $6000, just send the extra cash back in the box.

[BentRabbit]

He almost had me going with the Air Supply album inclusion....

C'mon people... Have we learned nothing from previous posts?

Remember the Golden Rule: If an offer seems too good to be true, you can usually bet the Behringer.... IT IS!!!!

I wouldn't send this guy a dime until he posts a picture of Pete Townsend poking speakers... And it had BETTER include a torn piece of cardboard with his screen name written on it with a Sharpie so we know it's real...

Hand's on the other foot now isn't it Mr. Awesome-Internet-Speaker-Salesperson???

Just who do you think you're dealing with here?

[COOLCAT]

SPEAKERS ARE SOLD TO POUPHOLE!!
Pouphole won with a private bid and requested to be anonymous.
Turns out the rare Air Supply Seasonal album, known as ASS, completed his/her? collection!!!
He/She also said the blown/torn speakers would perfectly compliment the new Fender Relic setup! I hope it gives you the "paid your dues" look Pouphole!!

Hope there's no hard feelings to the rest of you who were rejected.

What came out in the end? Can you say $7,000+ trade up?
My skeptisim was thwarted by emailing the infamous Sothebys Auction house the below jpg. of this rare Album misprint and the Sotheby response was "I wouldn't believe it if I saw it in person!!!" Thats how rare this Misprint is I guess?

And to show my appreciation to everyone........
FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS!!

PLESE DO NOT MAKE PUBLIC OFFERS ON THIS ALBUM.

[omtayslick]

Do you take back-up offers?
I can offer a used guitar string in trade.

[COOLCAT]

no, sorry...but used guitar strings are selling pretty well I've heard.

people who like the Fender Relics buy used & broken strings. This helps maintains that "i played the shit out of this thing for years" look.
...I now sell all my crusty and broken strings on Ebay to these crazy people.

do a search > Fender Relics if you don't believe me.

Originally Posted by emrghoti

How about a trade? I have an entire roll of used toilet paper.

I think you can sell this on Ebay too.


NO BACK BIDS. Sorry.

Pouphole, FED EX required boxes to the speakers/ album, so I sent them via US Post Office who didn't require boxes, should save you about $5!