Not to be played while on acid

[orson198305]

how would you play this guitar?


http://www.manzer.com/more.tmpl?cmd=...kudata=2931-15

[travelin travis]

i think i'd just have sex with it instead.

[dwarf]

Originally Posted by orson198305

how would you play this guitar?


http://www.manzer.com/more.tmpl?cmd=...kudata=2931-15

Whilst not on acid

other answers include

With your fingers
Use the search function
shit look at that...........*conversation continues on
I saw one of thoes.........*conversation continues on

...and so on.

But yeah that thing is trippy

[ggunn]

Originally Posted by TravisinFlorida

i think i'd just have sex with it instead.

A lady from North Carolina
Put fiddle strings 'cross her vagina
With the proper size cocks
What was sex became Bach's
Tacata and Fugue in D minor

- Isaac Asimov

[orson198305]

That sounds like all kinds of wrong - at the same time

[ScreamingHead69]

You would have to call out of work just to change the strings.

[Dogbreath]

Holy Shit!

Looks like some kind of harp on the back of it....?!

Picasso got into instrument building huh?

[orson198305]

it's a roadie's nightmare in tit? hey i wan an open e tuning

[Tadpui]

That'll break someone of the "change strings before every show" habit!

Christ just the preamp controls on top of the thing would confuse the crap outta me. There's at least 5 knobs and a few switches on there.

[Fireal402]

You know, if those were "pleasure enhancers" instead of guitar necks, and the preamp controlled vibration, I might buy one

[Fireal402]

WAIT, dID SoMEOnE saYT ACIIIID!!!LDSF><SDMF

[EddieRay]

Holy Schmagoly! Can you image the tension on that thing? It looks like one small crack would make it implode into another dimension!

[EddieRay]

Originally Posted by ggunn

A lady from North Carolina
Put fiddle strings 'cross her vagina
With the proper size cocks
What was sex became Bach's
Tacata and Fugue in D minor

- Isaac Asimov

C'mon. Did Isaac really write that?

[ScreamingHead69]

Originally Posted by EddieRay

Holy Schmagoly! Can you image the tension on that thing? It looks like one small crack would make it implode into another dimension!

The page says that when in tune there's about 1000 lbs of tension on it! The force of a broken string would be life threatining!

[TelePaul]

Originally Posted by ggunn

A lady from North Carolina
Put fiddle strings 'cross her vagina
With the proper size cocks
What was sex became Bach's
Tacata and Fugue in D minor

- Isaac Asimov

Tocata and Fugue is an organ Piece, otherwise, fucking HILARIOUS!

[ggunn]

Originally Posted by EddieRay

C'mon. Did Isaac really write that?

Absolutement! Isaac wrote sci-fi, mysteries, and nonfiction, and he was master of the limerick, especially ones of a ribald nature.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lecherous_Limericks

Aside: I have a personal post card from him where he concedes that an error in one of his nonfiction math books was indeed an error on his part and not my mistake as he said in his first post card, which my brother-in-law has.

[Thurgood]

Great limerick THe guitar, if you could call it that, would be the tech nightmare. Yes you would have to take the day off to restring.

[rayc]

It's easy - wanking only takes one hand.

[Armistice]

I'm assuming Metheny has a dynamite sense of humour and is still laughing at the joke he played on the luthier...

[Light]

Originally Posted by Armistice

I'm assuming Metheny has a dynamite sense of humour and is still laughing at the joke he played on the luthier...

Well, he plays it in the studio on a fairly regular basis (don't ask me how!), and Linda is proud enough of it that she shows it off in many different forms of advertising (a mistake, if you ask me, as she spends most of her time making really dynamite, but fairly conventional, arch tops, and that thing just doesn't do much to show off her work. But that's just me, and what do I know).


Light

"Cowards can never be moral."
M.K. Gandhi

[dgatwood]

Originally Posted by Light

Well, he plays it in the studio on a fairly regular basis (don't ask me how!), and Linda is proud enough of it that she shows it off in many different forms of advertising (a mistake, if you ask me, as she spends most of her time making really dynamite, but fairly conventional, arch tops, and that thing just doesn't do much to show off her work. But that's just me, and what do I know).

So are the rest of the necks just sympathetic strings like a sitar or are they actually used!?!

[azraelswings]

Originally Posted by orson198305

how would you play this guitar?


http://www.manzer.com/more.tmpl?cmd=...kudata=2931-15

Two words: open tunings.

[ausrock]

Well after reading a lot of posts here I can only presume that people haven't bothered to look at the rest of Linda Manzer's site, that lady deserves the deepest respect......or else they just don't have a fuckin' clue.

[Fireal402]

I don't have a fuckin' clue, I'll admit to that.

But that guitar still would be better as some massive vibrator.

[orson198305]

Man, i think someones just sucked the fun juice out of this post.

I just said fun juice