my bass and my pipe

[dragonworks]

I just bought a bass for my christmas present and in honor of this I have made an aluminum foil pipe which I am about to add some maryjane to and some crack and now smoke crackpot.MMMMM that was a good hit. It is such a cute shiny pipe to go along with my cream fretless bass. If I painted some red stripes on my pipe I might be able to disguise it as a candy cane ornament and hang it on my Christmas tree. MMMM that second hit was just as sweet as my new bass. I dont really add crack to my pot and smoke crackpot, but I can play bass. MMMMM, now that hit is kicking in the other ones, cant play my new bass till Christmas, it is staying at
a friends house now so my wife dont see it, boy the money I
had to lay out on art materials to bribe her so when she sees my new bass under the christmas tree, 45 brushes, 10 canvasses, water colors, oils, and pastels, I also put up new kitchen lights for her. May she will let me paint my pipe with her paints and brushes so I can hang it on the christmas tree. If you dont hear from me for awhile you will
know, wait a second, MMMMM, that she has beat me with my bass guitar and I am in hospital, MMMMMM, but I will still have my pipe, Love, Merry Christmas, and a Goodnight to all.

[Wallycleaver]

errrrr.....what did you get me?