Goldfish for Sale!!!

[gummblefish]

Goldfish for sale, almost mint contion, only ever used once!! Dont miss out on this offer! Great present for a loved one or an elderly relative, excellent for home security. This is a quality item, but im being forced to sell due to cynicism, practically giving it away...£35 or nearest offer!! Grab yourself a bargain!

[omtayslick]

Flush it to me.

[gummblefish]

Water not included im afraid, though i will supply plastic bag

[travelin travis]

will you grill before shipping?

[jaykeMURD]

Does it have a MONIKER?

[punkin]

This isn't a pirated version is it? I mean seriously, I'd hate for my clients to see that I didn't have a fishing license. This deal seems to good to be true...a bit fishey if you ask me

[gummblefish]

Originally Posted by jaykeMURD

Does it have a MONIKER?

What did you have in mind?

[gummblefish]

Originally Posted by punkin

This isn't a pirated version is it? I mean seriously, I'd hate for my clients to see that I didn't have a fishing license. This deal seems to good to be true...a bit fishey if you ask me

LOL No No, everything is kosher and above board, GENUINE article, dont delay, catch yerself a little bargain today! This make a great little friend for an apathetic turtle or a cowardly llama.
Irina Dunn is credited with the idiom "Woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bicycle" Irina Dunn was an idiot, Goldfish love bikes, it is well known round these parts. Before my bout of Cynicism i used to enjoy a nice ride in the aquaducts and sewage system with my best friend, (The goldfish) we had such fun. MUST GO THOUGH...I cant STRESS this enough, Good time's always come to an end!

[punkin]

Frankly, your price it too high...I can get a very nice fish here

http://cgi.ebay.com/4-Red-Wht-Crown-...QQcmdZViewItem

at a better price...you'll need to make some adjustments to your pricing if you're wanting to be competative.

I did notice though that this fish doesn't make any claims coming equipped with it's own bicycle but that's a minor detail.