Ha ha the terror begins.

[dwarf]

Me and my mates thought the other day, why not make the most of our youth and exploit it whilst we are kind of cute.

Anyway we've decided to make a pop/punk band (easiest shit to pay it's just powerchords and stuff."

Our name is "Dong Masher" and we're just going to be fucking with this.

Also we're not really being serious with this, hence we are writing songs such as "Bush stole my skateboard" and "The bloddy penis within"

Oh it's going to be fun making fun of bands.

More updates later.