Shit, Shower And Shave (A Real Man's Song)

[Cheeky Monkey]

Posted this in response to a thread in The Dragon Cave. Thought I'd "dump" it here too.

SHIT, SHOWER AND SHAVE c 2005 Tom Guertin
(A work in progress)

(Chorus)
Shit, shower and shave
Shit, shower and shave
Love to start my day with a...
Shit, shower and shave

Wake up most ev'ry mornin'
Belch and scratch my nuts
Poke the little lady
Smoke all of last night's butts
I feel like such a putz
'Til I head for the john to...

(Chorus)
Shit, shower and shave
Shit, shower and shave
Love to start my day with a...
Shit, shower and shave

Pinch a loaf for pleasure
Give birth to a Lincoln Log
Plug the porcelain pony
Let the plunger rid the clog
Oh, my head is in a fog
Until I turn on that hot water...

(Chorus)
Shit, shower and shave
Shit, shower and shave
Love to start my day with a...
Shit, shower and shave

(Bridge)
Oh, and one last thing I can't ever forget...
To brush my freakin' teeth...
And now I'm human again!...

(Chorus)
Shit, shower and shave
Shit, shower and shave
Love to start my day with a...
Shit, shower and shave

(Chorus)
Shit, shower and shave
Shit, shower and shave
Love to start my day with a...
Shit, shower and shave

[JeffVyain]

quite entertaining, though i'd like to warn you that as far as i know, a piece isn't copyrighted until it is complete, so i wouldn't go around advertising that it's a work in progress

maybe i'm wrong...my intellectual properties test didn't go so hot today

[ethos]

shit, shower, and a shave.
yeeaahhh, thats the ticket.
i will whistle this tune on the toilet tommarow.

[Cheeky Monkey]

Originally Posted by JeffVyain

quite entertaining, though i'd like to warn you that as far as i know, a piece isn't copyrighted until it is complete, so i wouldn't go around advertising that it's a work in progress

maybe i'm wrong...my intellectual properties test didn't go so hot today

Thanks for the warning and I agree with you. Having said that, I wrote this particular lyric about 5 min. before posting it here as a joke in response to a thread in the Dragon Cave. I will put music to it as a fun-spirited novelty song, but I very much doubt I'll ever have to worry about lost royalties with this one.

[JeffVyain]

haha i don't know man. it totally sounds like a bob and tom song to me. it could be useful!

[cliff richard]

i could see lou read doing this one!