Dumbest guitarest?

[dragonworks]

who do you think is the dumbest guitarist? I know I rank up there somewhere.

[DigitalSmigital]

And yes, you are kinda dumb, but in a sick way.

[spoonie g]

well, if we're going by spelling ability......

[dragonworks]

Originally Posted by spoonie g

well, if we're going by spelling ability......

FUK YOU, Ill smoke yur ass on my werst day

[AlChuck]

Of those I have heard speak, and/or read interviews with, my vote would have to go to Carlos Santana.

[spoonie g]

Originally Posted by AlChuck

Of those I have heard speak, and/or read interviews with, my vote would have to go to Carlos Santana.

really? most of the things I have heard him say have been in a spiritual context but were not what I would classify as "dumb."

I would have to nominate some of the guitarists of 80's hair metal bands. I have heard some pretty insanely stupid comments from a few of them.

[montage]

anyone who buys an effects unit before buying a tuner and/or metronome

[boingoman]

Originally Posted by montage

anyone who buys an effects unit before buying a tuner and/or metronome

And can't play six strings so they get seven instead.

[DigitalSmigital]

Originally Posted by dragonworks

FUK YOU, Ill smoke yur ass on my werst day

You actually play guitar? I mean I've seen pictures and stuff, but with all that attitude you'd better be fuking good or shut the fuk up. Post a link, Jesus.

[Hard2Hear]

What about those guys from "presidents of the united states of America"? They only figured out how to play 3 strings each. Or maybe that's genius...who knows.

I know the smartest guitar player is Jeff "Skunk" Baxter. He not only is well respected for his nuclear and acoustic physics knowledge, but he helped to design stealth technology.

H2H

[beezelbubba]

wuts a guitaristist?

[dragonworks]

Originally Posted by DigitalSmigital

You actually play guitar? I mean I've seen pictures and stuff, but with all that attitude you'd better be fuking good or shut the fuk up. Post a link, Jesus.

Don't worry, you're safe, I suck.

[espskully]

CC Deville, Zakk Wylde, The Nuge, Gordie Johnson.

[lpdeluxe]

Any guitarist who sounds like he's imitating Nigel Tufnel.

[faderbug]

the one with the long scale four string guitar.

[gemsbok]

TED NUGENT is probably the sharpest witted gentleman i have ever met. he-s no dummy you must have missed something or your a fustrated playing on one string killer "e" MEISTER

[jimistone]

Jimi Hendrix

He had the most incredible talent on the electric guitar the world has ever seen....whose future works would have been incredible.....took too many pills and bit the dust.....didn't even live to see 30.

It would have really been a blast to have watched Hendrix roll with the different phases of music throught the 70's, 80's, 90's, and beyond.

Shit, his concerts would probably STILL draw top dollar.

Anyway, Jimi Hendrix was a very intelligent guy...but...cutting out like that was stupid IMO

[DigitalSmigital]

Originally Posted by Hard2Hear

I know the smartest guitar player is Jeff "Skunk" Baxter. He not only is well respected for his nuclear and acoustic physics knowledge, but he helped to design stealth technology.

H2H

Yes he did, and his work with Steely Dan (and others) is legendary.

[DigitalSmigital]

Originally Posted by dragonworks

Don't worry, you're safe, I suck.

Oh. OK then.

No hard feelings then? (that'll be the day!)

[DigitalSmigital]

in a dumb thread. Cool.

[Rickson Gracie]

CC Deville got accepted to Juilliard...He cant be that stupid.

[schulteboy]

I agree that Jimi left us too soon because of dumb drug decisions, but along that line I would nominate Randy Rhoads for a dumb decision in a low-flying aircraft.

Am I being too harsh on Christmas?

[faderbug]

what about john denver who didn't realize that 'don't drink and drive' also applies to flying.

[dragonworks]

Originally Posted by faderbug

what about john denver who didn't realize that 'don't drink and drive' also applies to flying.

The truth of the matter is he ran out of gas.

[faderbug]

Originally Posted by dragonworks

The truth of the matter is he ran out of gas.

also not very bright.