early gift!

[guitar junkie]

hey guys i got a early gift from a good friend of mine who knew that i was getting into the studio things and he got me my first lava lamp for christmas!
blue water with yellow goo woo hoo!!!!!!!!

[pdlstl]

Congratulations!!!!

You're hooked now.

[RICK FITZPATRICK]

DON"T try to heat it up faster by putting on a stove Damn things could KILL ya! I still like em though.

[guitar junkie]

yup i gots a real studio now its got a lava lamp in it 4 guitars and God only knows how many other things in it a computer that has some nice software on it and a pair of audiofile monitors wooo hoooo its not sound treated and its not got a very good chair in it but its got a lava lamp

[guitar junkie]

yeah i read that story about the idiot that blew his lamp up. what a loser!
ok so it took mine three hours to warm up all the way and look cool enough to get mellow by its dim glow IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT!
but can you guess how it would be if you died that way and you are standing at the pearly gates talking with St. Peter and he asks you how you died....
i think it would be something like this

St. Peter "welcome to heaven. how did you die? "

loser "i got hit with a chunk of glass from my lava lamp when it blew up on my stove!"

St. Peter "YOU GO TO HELL! "