continue this original lyric...

[Eddie N]

ok..heres the game.. im going to start a song with the first line of original lyrics , and what you have to do is continue the verse .. then , in the end we'll compile all the verses and force the homerecording.com band to record it..

only one line per post people !! unless someone has posted in between.. here we go..
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i cant believe i saw her ,

[gibs]

because I had no eyes.....gibs

[Eddie N]

but i still gotta rise ,

[Snowdog]

Chorus "They call Her Thunder Thighs!!"

[Cooperman]

This would perfectly for a AC/DC kinda smutty song!

[mutt]

I can't believe I saw her,
Because I had no eyes,
But I still gotta rise,
*When I touched her I surmised,* (my contribution)
That they call her 'Thunder Thighs'

this is fun! let's start another one!

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[Krystof01]

She smelt like the back end of a horse.

(no offense to horses-next line please)

[mutt]

Which was cause for some remorse

[Krystof01]

I fucked her for all she had in the divorce

[Eddie N]

and it was great intercourse !

[Tucci]

oh man.

[mutt]

Hey Tucci

Was that your attempt at starting a new lyric - or were you just commenting on the previous verse??

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[mutt]

OK, here's the start of another one:

The day we met was dark and dreary,

[Cooperman]

But I remember oh so clearly...

(Good one mutt! Nothing sick rhymes with dreary! )

[Cakey2]

That when the rain came down I very nearly...

?

[CharlesThomas]

Screamed aloud with none to hear me

[Krystof01]

And the bus didn't see us and knocked us both over and we dyed together in eachothers arms, with blood flying everwhere and the rain washed it down the drain to the sewer where the rats drank it and then turned into blood thirsty monsters and rose from the sewer to start the world's worst epidemic and it started the continual degregation of mankind until no one remained in the world.....and all because they met on that dark and dreary night.

next please!!!!

[This message has been edited by Krystof01 (edited 07-14-2000).]

[mutt]

DAMN Kyrs!!!

All I had in mind was something like:

The day we met was dark and dreary,
She talked so much it made me weary, (etc)

You must have been reading the lyrics that, what was the dude's name, LL or something, wrote about seeing brains on the walls. Yikes!!

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[dobro]

I can't believe I saw her
She was someone new
Someone I had never touched or known

I can't believe she'd hidden out
Invisible like
Someone who was something out on loan

I can't believe it took that long
For nimblewits to
Open up his eyes to what was there

I can't believe I saw her
When she was more than
Eyes and smile and breath and breast and hair

[Dougie Johnson]

I can't believe the words
That flowed from her mouth like sludge
But all the raw sewage that spilled out
Wasn't enough to make me budge

[dave m]

I can't believe the words
That flowed from her mouth like sludge
But all the raw sewage that spilled out
Wasn't enough to make me budge
But that didn't stop me
From packing her fudge

[mutt]

Oh man -
Dave, Dave, Dave,

Packing her fudge??

I was gone for a week and it's good to see that some things haven't changed??



I would start another lyric, but it's hard to top that last one.
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