Wow..this is so....just look at this

[tom18222]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=4165227120


that is amazingly funny, yet i dont know why anybody would ever make that.

[Cyrokk]

I am so sorry I clicked on that link.

[noiseportrait]

The penis on that thing is so huge that it would knock you on the jaw while you were playing. Maybe that's the idea.

[bsanfordnyc]

ewwww! that's just...hideous! That thing needs some hedge trimming

[FIRESOLE]

That's a 1st for me man! Never seen a bass or guitar made in THAT shape. Punk or no punk...I wouldn't be caught dead on stage with that thing.
Thanks for the pic tho.

[eyeslikefire]

Um.... well,.....


NO THANKS!

[rpe]

That is soooooooooo sick.

[matty_boy]

I think that is terribly ugly. The shape is bad enough, but how realistic does it really have to be? I meant the veins and stuff are just raunchy.

[mastahnke]

Well, it became to easy to be a punk poser, now you have to play a giant-wang that isn't your own....

[UhOh]

Seems more likely that it belongs in a female bass players hands.
When you consider that female wiles controls male biology which in turn cancels out intellect and turns most men's brains to delusional mush (including me occasionally) it seems like it would be an appropriate display of reality.
Yeah honey I really like that song play it AGAIN AND AGAIN while I do whatever you want so you'll play that song again.

Next thing you know Roland will put out a whole line of Guitars and Basses like that but they'll shrink after three songs unless you buy the ad on axe stimulant.

[Bass Freak]

id play it.


freak

[faderbug]

playing it right now

[arjun]

haha that's intense

[mixsit]

How do you play it w/o giving it head? (Don't look at your fretting

[TexRoadkill]

He's British and a bass player. Nuff said.

[cellardweller]

Looks like something from GWAR.

Marilyn Manson would have a field day with that one...
Can you imagine the stage show? Ewwwww.............