
2 Weeks Ago
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Sound Destroyer
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: SoCali
Age: 100
Posts: 1,827
Rep Power: 1009515
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Originally Posted by SouthSIDE Glen
Awww, George, you're missing out on a deal. I'm from Chicago, you could vote for me twice! And so could your dead aunt! Your cat can only vote once though....
BTW, everybody, George is so old, he started recording with a chisel on stone. He couldn't record too hot because they hadn't invented fire yet. He's so old, that on the seventh day, God downloaded George's MP3s. His first client wasn't T Rex, it was a *real* T Rex.
[Me] He's so old...
[Everybody at once] How old is he?
[Me] He's so old his first percussion track was the Big Bang!
I could keep going but it's 1am here, I just came home from a live gig, I'm tired and I have nasty headache.  But I'm here all week, matinee on Sundays...
G.
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LMAO! Somebody help me! I... can't... stop... laughing!
My belly is actually aching. Showed my wife, she almost pissed her pants.
I guess the gig did go well 
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