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"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
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John, who was in financial difficulty, walked into a church and started to pray. ''Listen God,'' John said. ''I know I haven't been perfect but I really need to win the lottery. I don't have a lot of money. Please help me out.'' He left the church, a week went by, and he hadn't won the lottery, so he walked into a synagogue. ''Come on, God,'' he said. ''I really need this money. My mom needs surgery and I have bills to pay. Please let me win the lottery.'' He left the synagogue, a week went by, and he didn't win the lottery. So, he went to a mosque and started to pray again. ''You're starting to disappoint me, God,'' he said. ''I've prayed and prayed. If you just let me win the lottery, I'll be a better person. I don't have to win the jackpot, just enough to get me out of debt. I'll give some to charity, even. Just let me win the lottery.'' John thought this did it, so he got up and walked outside.
The clouds opened up and a booming voice said, ''John, buy a frigging lottery ticket.''
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. If I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it's the past tense.
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i see deaf people
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the sea?
Bob.
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Ah yeah that's a classic.
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I heard a good one today .....
Danged if I can remember it now. Don't you just hate that?
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You can find me on controllerism.com and on facebook (make sure you're signed in)Originally Posted by fritsthegirl
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Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.Joe asked, ''Where's Gary?''And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''Joe says,''Well it could have been worse.''Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!''Joe says, ''If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!''
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Lolz...
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*now that asterisk next to Mississippi can finally be removed.*
♫♪♫ I have a fever and the cure is cowbell ♫♪♫ .......... *LIVE FREE OR DIE* .......... ♫ I'm all ears ♫
☼ Mucho Loco Henry Areebah! ☼
Any mic you buy will be perfectly suited to your needs, until you use it long enough to learn that it's not.
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