Jokes!!

[moresound]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Phantom Piggy again.

Somebody - please.

[Phantom Piggy]

Light travels faster then sound.



Thats why some people appear bright until you speak to them

[moresound]

Two atoms are walking down the street when they run into each other. The first says to the second, "Are you all right? You
don't look so good."

"I'm not feeling very well," says the second atom. "I lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" asks the first.

"Yeah, I'm positive!"

[moresound]

Moresound, you're a science NERD! I had no idea.

You are a Nerd If...

If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires

If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal

If you have more toys than your kids

If you need a checklist to turn on the TV

If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name

If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work

If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight

If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up to the front to fix it

If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary

If you have memorized the program scheduled for the Discovery channel and have seen most of the shows already

[Phantom Piggy]

You do not need a parachute to skydive.



You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

[moresound]

You do not need a parachute to skydive.

You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

[Phantom Piggy]

What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?



A tuba toothpaste.

[Phantom Piggy]

ok now i gotta get back to work

[moresound]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Despite the evidence of you senses I can show that it is mathematically simpler to describe it as the road passing under the chicken.

[moresound]

Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil!