Recent content by toastyghost

No shit what kind of karmic lottery do I have to win to get born into your family?

Could we please make this thread a little more muddled and esoteric? Seriously, if this shit doesn't stop soon I'm going to start critiquing Pollack at you motherfuckers.</sarcasm>

God I love that. It freaks people out when I hold a lighter to my calluses. Great party trick.

Yeah ok I admit using the phrase "reverse racism" made me sound like a Wall Street Journal reading upper class cracker. Sorry. You know what I meant though... "Reverse racism", as stupid as it is when you think about what it means, generally connotes racism against the majority or a form of...

Mostly finger but on certain speed metal riffs I like to use a pick (read: dogtag) because the up/down instead of index/middle thing makes it easier to play a mess of separate notes more clearly. I'd like to get some banjo picks to play around with, try to play finger picking style but with the...

I use lux low/mid instrument mics and Shure condensers for highs on a Roland preamp and I get very accurate reproduction of drum tracks for no more money than I've spent on my setup.

Generally speaking, an R&B song sounds like a slow rap song with singing instead of flowing vocals.

No Aesop on this list, can't vote sorry.

I think maybe you guys need to chill out. I'm sick of not even being allowed to talk about race for fear of some uninformed motherfucker (usually some white hippie) screaming racism. He isn't saying any kind of generalization about all black people, he's saying he thinks there are certain...

Guess what fag, I'm writing a sicc rydas dis that's about 29837749238743 times better than any shit you spit on that link.

I've had this completely written and simply haven't felt like finishing the recording until just recently. Lyrics follow... "Hope & Hopelessness" How can I ever thank you for this pleasure? And how can I forgive you for this pain? My gratitude is any ill-conceived measure I can still carry...

I'm impressed. Very bluesy.

I'm not big on lighter rock kind of stuff, but I must admit that this is pretty good. Definitely not album filler for someone who is into that style of music. I personally would bring the electric up and the acoustic down a tad on the choruses. And maybe fade the kids... it could work either...

You might as well call it "where's my black dildo", I can tell by the way you type that would be the only purpose a mic would serve in your hands. Don't ask people what you think if you don't want to fucking hear what they think. You want to learn? Listen.

Roland UA-30 USB audio interface - $100 shipped Great box, just want 24/96. (This is 20/48.) I've been able to produce some near professional sounding stuff with this over the last couple of years. Will trade this plus $100 for a UA-25. (basically a UA-30 + 24/96, phantom power, MIDI I/O...