I am reading these thread comments (which I appreciate everyone's input by the way) and my lack of audio knowledge just hits the walls constantly. I am unsure what you guys would like to see me try. I did buy a new Audio Interface (100$ value) that actually has line inputs and was goign to try with that (it will probably arrive Monday, tomorrow). But if there is anything you guys want me to try, please let me know. I know [MENTION=89697]ecc83[/MENTION] asked me to record different configurations, but could you specify what "unplug JACK plugs" mean and by "pull XLRs out" did you mean pull them out while also the "JACK plugs" are plugged out? I also know you talked about everything being earthed, which I really didn't know what it meant (but i assume its something bad..?)
I shall review what I said and draw you some pictures. Regarding the "earthing" (aka 'grounding') this applies to your electricity supply. I assume (hope!) you have 3 pin wall sockets? It is possible the earth connection is poor or absent a good test would be a guitar and amplifier. If it is unusually 'hummy' suspect an earth fault somewhere.
Dave.