NOOBS! Help us help you by NOT just quoting brand/model numbers.

**Armistice** · 02-13-2013

Believe it or not, I (and I suspect most of the regular noobie helpers) don't keep an encyclopaedia of exactly what type of device every brand and model number actually is in our heads.

And with global branding strategies, lots of manufacturers are in lots of markets, making lots of different classes of audio device.

I seem to be constantly googling your make model numbers to find out

you are referring to so I can help you with your problem when usually, the problem is not actually related to your exact model device at all.

So don't just say "I'm having trouble connecting my Sentient 24DX II to my Asterix 1540RR" and suchlike.

Using additional descriptive words like "interface", "DAW", "computer", "microphone", "keyboard" and the like will get you a much more accurate answer much more quickly...

Here are some sample questions so you get the concept...

(a) What cable do I need to connect my Stellar DeGromulator 3346CCX interface to my JamBanana 56A monitors?

(b)My band's incredibly untalented and ugly arsehole bassplayer is hitting on my spunkbubble lust interest girlfriend - if I kill him, can I plead reasonable cause?

etc.

Thank you

/rant

I feel much better now...

**diggy_dude** · 02-13-2013

Naughty n00bs!

**Dogbreath** · 02-13-2013

can I hear a "sticky"?

**Dags** · 02-13-2013

Originally Posted by Armistice

(a) What cable do I need to connect my Stellar DeGromulator 3346CCX interface to my JamBanana 56A monitors?

That would be the IntraFlex PhaseCom Mk III supercable, dude

But yes, I have to agree it gets very frustrating trying to decipher what is being asked.

+1 to your suggestion Armistice

Dags

**musicmachine** · 02-13-2013

Originally Posted by Dags

That would be the IntraFlex PhaseCom Mk III supercable, dude

Dags

To my ears the MegaTron 5000 Pro-Sumer-Giga-Biter platinum coated cables with the NewTrick 99 cent Studio Quality AutoTuner option sound much better!

**Steenamaroo** · 02-13-2013

I'd hate Armistice to have to look that up.

**RAMI** · 02-13-2013

Originally Posted by diggy_dude

Naughty n00bs!

Originally Posted by Dogbreath

can I hear a "sticky"?

"Eeewww..."Sticky Noobs". That just sounds.....wrong.

**RAMI** · 02-13-2013

I just watched "Naughty Sticky Noobs". Those Germans make the sickest pron.

**gecko zzed** · 02-13-2013

Originally Posted by Armistice

(b)My band's incredibly untalented and ugly arsehole bassplayer is hitting on my spunkbubble lust interest girlfriend - if I kill him, can I plead reasonable cause?

And what model numbers would that bassplayer and girlfriend be?