You didn't mic anything. It's all artificial. No wonder it sounds thin and weird with no depth, space, or dimension. On top of that you squashed to literal death with "mastering". First thing you do is make a good mix without the master squashing and all the parallel compression. Don't do things because you think you're supposed to. I find it hard to believe that drum samples need that much extra work. You probably don't need to compress overdriven guitars. They're already compressed. Don't you guys have any real amps? Mic one and you'll see what I mean. You basically overcooked this thing to a crisp. Just because you have a bunch of very high-end plug-ins doesn't mean you have to use them all at once.