not hilarious, just giving you some pointers.
come on man, do your own, put in some effort, don't be a off-the-shelf muthafucka.
It'll be good to ya.
I don't know what it is man, but it seems quite a few (American) cats handle shit the way you do..buying pre-fab shit and what not.
Where's the cratedigging, hip hop producer mentality man?
WHY do you want to buy a CD with 2500 ready-made, edited, fattened up drum sounds? Where's the creativity in that? Are you allergic to dust? Work?
WHY?
Do whatever you like though, this is just my opinion.