At work I always run into people that like to refer to themselves as engineers and rappers/whatever.
My dad for some reason likes to tell them all that I'm "into the music too" and if I have any questions ask them...
Here's a typical conversation:
RapperDude: What software you use?
Me: Cubase.
R: oh. well, we running pro tools. It's what the pro's use. so you can come record with us to get some high definition audio.
...
they never know wtf they're talking about.
I used to just brush it off.
Until I ran into someone talking that shit about Cubase not being legit...
I went along with it and start asking them questions about bits and samplerates and stuff.
they were confused as hell
gtfo n00bs.
I get more frustrated at the fact that they're probably running it illegally, and try to act like they know it all.