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Slackmaster2K

Slackmaster2K

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Hey guys, I'll post some killer advice if somebody can get me some porn!

I'm looking for something with donkeys or snakes but please no midgets. I'm also into fisting...basically anything with ultramega penetration. Fat, ugly, gay, interracial is all fine. Pissing is cool but please no shitting. Actually, if anybody has a clip with an ugly white lesbian taking a black snake while being pissed on by a fat donkey, I'd really appreciate a copy.

So if you anybody can hook me up I'll post some killer shit. And none of that hixmix 2 sentence shit either...I'm talking pages and pages of serious advice.

Thnx.

Slackmaster 2000
 
Hey, I enjoy seeing a crackwhore sucking a horse just as much as the next guy but REALLY Slack, you should pay for your porn like the rest of us. Sheesh.
 
That Porn Thread

Well since that porn thread seems to be everywhere else as well, I thought I'd delete it in this forum and use Slack's thread (as opposed to starting my own, as his is rather funny) to say I deleted it, my reason for doing so, and to let the poster know that advice is free around here.
 
Anyone got any stuff with girls posing with Neve boards or UREI speakers?

Any swf or slf into phase correction, 24 bits, heavy compression, NOS tubes, low-jitter?
 
Slackmaster. Two words: Usenet Newsgroups.

I believe all of the categories you mentioned are covered.

Now hook me up with one of those Plans for a Larsonist 666.
 
What the hell are you losers doing posting here on a Friday night about porn? Shouldn't you be out making porn?
 
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