Condensor or Cardoid Diagphram to use for Contraception

[Junkie Joel]

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

 

[Recording Engineer]

I think a dynamic diaphragm would be best.

 

[Cooperman]

But if you were to use a condensor diaphragm and you jack the voltage difference up across the diaphragm and back plate, the electric shock it would give your knob would be a pretty good contraceptive!!!

 

[Recording Engineer]

Not if you enjoyed it.

 

[Cooperman]

hmmm... maybe I should ask Taylor Johnson if he can customise an Octava MC319 to not only provide pleasure to my ears...

 

[James HE]

CAD makes a mic that seems perfect for this application, the 22. We affectionatly call it the Dildo mic. It has a more contoured shape that a 58 and includes an on/off switch! Although I've never tried it myself, I've caught Col_Forbin giving it a knowing glance!

 

[Col_Forbin]

James. I jerked off in your parents' bathroom. And in your apartment bathroom. Who's laughing NOW?!