Sorry, but I find this hilarious too. I'm not knocking you liking it, or even you're reasoning. It's just that Les Paul designed the Custom to be visually consistent with tuxedos for the guys who had to wear them in bands in those days. Think of weddings and proms. So I'm just imagining you up there, swaying back and forth with your Custom and your tux, while the lights from the mirror ball drift slowly across your Marshall stacks.
That's fine. I look fucking sharp in a suit or a tux. I clean up real good. The bad part is someone has to die for me to do it.